text; un: fullmetal

[heartofmetal]

Asking for a friend, who is too embarrassed to ask about this here.

What can be done if a mistletoe has stalked you for over a week now? They've danced several times to get rid of it.


[As many might guess, the friend is him. He hasn't figured out how anon works yet.]

Comments

un: Griever

[smh]

Have you considered kissing your friend to get it over and done with

[heartofmetal]

If that was an option, I wouldn't be asking for them.

[Maybe he should try kissing someone's hand or something.]

[smh]

Why isn't it an option for you?

Thought everyone liked to kiss each other in this place

UN: maomao 🌿 text

[poisontest]

Have you attempted to cut the mistletoe?

[heartofmetal]

Yes, but either it revived itself or a new one started following them around every time I do.

[poisontest]

That's extremely unfortunate. I'm so sorry.

Do you know anybody you could kiss platonically?

un: kazuya

[belheir]

Light it on fire.

[heartofmetal]

Tried that, too, but it just keeps coming back.

[belheir]

Light it on fire harder.

un: vainglorious

[erschlagen]

That sounds like "faery business", if you ask me! The little buggers are having a bit of sport with you.

[heartofmetal]

Same thing that was with the dimension last month?

[erschlagen]

Exactly, lad! I'm thinking this is a common occurrence during these auspicious festivals.

(Text; UN: amidala)

[politicallyinclined]

Enchanted mistletoe won't be satisfied until a kiss is given or received. Is there no one who could help your friend?

A kiss on the cheek should suffice...?

[heartofmetal]

I was told that dancing would also help, but it hasn't.

I guess they could try a cheek kiss.

[politicallyinclined]

Have they tried dancing with someone else? That could be more effective.

un: furuderika

[badend_replay]

Invest in breath mints!

[heartofmetal]

Eh? Are breath mints a secret mistletoe weapon?

un: tea

[fontasstic]

Punch it.

{ ed is getting so much good advice }

[heartofmetal]

I've cut it, I've punched it, I've punched it with a fist made out of concrete and I've burned it.

Nothing helps.

text, un: alphonse

[rebody]

[ ..........should he tell Ed? He should probably tell him.

He's not gonna, though. This is funnier. ]

Maybe your friend just doesn't have any sense of rhythm. Have they tried dancing with a partner?

[heartofmetal]

Huh. I wonder if that would actually work. They've only danced alone.

I'll suggest it.

[After dancing with a random native for a while, he returns with a text.]

Didn't help.

un: automail

[nomorewaiting]

Ed, are you saying you made a friend, who gets into even more trouble than you?

[SHE'S SO NOT IMPRESSED!!]

Or at least even gets into trouble with plants unlike you? Also even plants stalk here? Gross.

[... she may put 1 and 1 together because there's no way she wouldn't notice in over a week but she's letting him tell about this friend for now. It COULD be someone else too.]

[heartofmetal]

Uh, yeah??

[He's his own friend, okay!!]

Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something. Can we meet up?

text; un: succulady

[attempted_purity]

I might have some ideas, but since this doesn't have any photos of you. How old are you exactly, fullmetal?

[heartofmetal]

What does age have to do with this.