text; un: calabash

[physicianhealthyself]

Good day, one and all. For those who don't know, my name is Baizhu. I come to you with a very specific and perhaps unusual request. In particular - a request to those here who are, in some way or another, considered to be immortal in their own world.

I would appreciate if anyone willing would come by the Research Centre and supply me with a physical sample for research I am currently undertaking. This is of course entirely voluntary; there is no need to be alarmed.

If anyone with any concerns would prefer to speak with me face to face before coming to the centre please respond accordingly. I have put aside more than enough time for this eventuality.

Thank you for your attention.

Comments

[physicianhealthyself]

I don't see any need for that. I am a doctor. I will not be causing harm to anyone.

[battlebound]

( Honestly, Steak could argue this, but truth be told he's not exactly the foremost expert on anything related to the experiments that are run on Food Souls.

He's also not the foremost expert on anything except maybe how to fight with two swords, but that's besides the point. )

Then I wish you luck in finding willing volunteers.

( That's... a very diplomatic no, by Steak's standards. )