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[localweirdo]

Hello everyone!

Let me ask you a question so I can get to know you all. Just out of curiosity, which do you prefer? Cats, dogs? Birds? Or even a hillicurl?

Please do enlighten me and give me a reason! I can't wait to hear your answers!

Comments

[localweirdo]

Because that's why you need to keep up! Now I'm starting to wonder if you can handle it...

[goodboygonebad]

Can't we at least meet in person first before ya fire me?

[localweirdo]

Then shall we? I am curious myself to see what you are like in person!

[goodboygonebad]

Sure, let's do it.

[localweirdo]

Care to tell me where you are?

[goodboygonebad]

... At work, on my break.

Damn, I forgot.

[localweirdo]

Goodness, are you planning on taking two jobs?

Are you truly that broke?

[goodboygonebad]

I was and I'd like not to be again!

[localweirdo]

I see, it seems that I have a habit of hiring people who tend to be broke.

But regardless, I'll be sure to pay you to ensure you won't have to worry about two jobs! I'll make sure of it. It's my honor as a funeral director!

[goodboygonebad]

Does the funeral business really make that much money... ?

[localweirdo]

As much as it can be.

People are willing to pay a lot to make sure that their beloved are safely guided to the afterlife. However, please don't think that this job is a way to make money. There needs to be some consideration to help others too.

[goodboygonebad]

Yeah... it's a sensitive sounding thing.

How about we meet some other time? I'd still like to see you in person first.

[localweirdo]

Certainly! Let me know what time is free for you and I shall see you at once!

[goodboygonebad]

Evenings are good. Just before dinner.

[localweirdo]

Sounds good to me!

I shall see you then!

[goodboygonebad]

Yeah, see ya then.