video; un: steak

[battlebound]

( Ahem, this video starts with the knitted brows and a hand carefully pressing the record button before Steak steps back into frame, in all his bare ab-bed glory.

He clears his throat and tries to ignore the tingle of unease at having to record himself. )

Good day. My name is Steak and I would like to offer my services to any humans here on Ellipsa. If you need something building, or moving, or have trouble with local monsters, I can take care of all of those things for you.

( Man, this feels stupid but it does seem a more convenient way of offering his services than wandering the city day in and day out. )

Oh, and if anyone is looking to test their fighting skills, I welcome your challenge!

( No thoughts only fight. )

Comments

[battlebound]

( Long, suffering exhale. )

Does no one here come from a world like Tierra?!

( Now that that complaint is done with; )

We are beings summoned by humans from the souls in their food.

( Obviously, this is all very normal. )

[potatogirl]

I’ve never heard of Tierra. But, I don’t understand how food has a soul….?

[ She could buy it for animals maybe but a pancake or something? Or a steak? ]

Also! It still would be interesting to spar.

[battlebound]

( All Steak can give you is a shrug. That's just the way the world works. It runs on imagination (no, really). )

I never asked.

( He was just happy to be alive and fighting. )

Great! When would you like to?

[potatogirl]

I'm free tomorrow!