poisontest: (pic#17096478)
[personal profile] poisontest
[ Today's network post consists of Maomao looking a little... disgruntled, to say the least. ]

So, one of my employees went home, so I'm down one person at the apothecary so if anybody is looking for some rather simple work for decent pay as well as free potion ingredients and access to my personal collection of plants - medicinal, fruits, and vegetables, please feel free to inquire me directly through this post or privately, if you'd prefer.

Also it looks like I may have accidentally inherited this little guy. [ To which she picks up a Bulbasaur, who doesn't seem to be very happy at the moment. ] Not sure what to do with him, so any advice would be appreciated.
alkyd: (pic#17129622)
[personal profile] alkyd
Yina, sit. You'll get hurt if you keep trying to jump on me like that.

[ The video opens to a man sitting criss-cross applesauce in a patch of grass, looking some mix of exhausted, irritated, and resigned. The reason for his poor mood is clear enough. With all the cactus spines sticking out of his face (he looks like he has whiskers), arms, and chest, it looks for all the world like he fell face-first into a cactus patch. Which...isn't too far from the truth. The only difference is he didn't so much fall as he was mercilessly attacked and turned into a pin cushion.

A very fluffy, corgi-sized German Shepherd(?) with unique coloring is either trying to play with or comfort him. With how energetic and wiggly she is, it's unclear which one she's actually going for. Jinhai, not wanting her to get poked by one of the needles, is trying to gently push her to the side. It's not really working as intended. ]


C'mon, I'm bein' serious here. I'll draw you a bone later, so just settle down.

[ Finally listening to him, the dog seems to shrink??? in size??? as she hunkers down and slowly crawls towards him. She gently licks his hand (phone and all), whines sadly, and then flops onto his leg, defeated. Once she's settled, Jinhai finally tilts his phone up to address everyone properly, idly petting Yina with his free hand as he does so. He lets out a long, LOOOONG sigh. Time to get this over with. ]

Hey, so. If anyone's got some free time, I need a little help. I tried to fight some of those cacti critters in the spring segment and it didn't...exactly go well. I took care of 'em in the end, but not before I got sprayed by a bunch of their needles.

[ So many needles. Removing them was going to be such a pain. ]

I can get some of them myself, but the little sh--[ He starts to say "shits" but corrects himself. Kids could be listening. ]--guys managed to hit my back, so I can't reach most of the stupid things.

If anyone can lend a hand or two, I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

[ The camera's view tilts to the sky as Jinhai absentmindedly flops onto his back. There's a pained yelp and a cut off curse as the video ends. ]
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[personal profile] gentledawn
I'm making flower crowns. Does anyone want one? I've bought (and found) far too many blooms!

[He can't let them wilt. That would be awful.]

Is there any truth to adding sugar to their water? Poor things, they don't last long.

[But that does make them more lovely.]

I can carry them just about anywhere as a stag if you like?
battlebound: (15)
[personal profile] battlebound
( Ahem, this video starts with the knitted brows and a hand carefully pressing the record button before Steak steps back into frame, in all his bare ab-bed glory.

He clears his throat and tries to ignore the tingle of unease at having to record himself.
)

Good day. My name is Steak and I would like to offer my services to any humans here on Ellipsa. If you need something building, or moving, or have trouble with local monsters, I can take care of all of those things for you.

( Man, this feels stupid but it does seem a more convenient way of offering his services than wandering the city day in and day out. )

Oh, and if anyone is looking to test their fighting skills, I welcome your challenge!

( No thoughts only fight. )
disgracedprince: (humble)
[personal profile] disgracedprince
Hello! {He waves cheerfully, rather unaccustomed to this sort of communication. Ah well, he is accustomed to being awkward and old-fashioned.} If I wished to start a garden, what vegetables grow well, do you think? I don't mind getting my hands dirty; I just want the seeds to have a chance.

{A strip of white silk unfurls from his wrist and nuzzles against his cheek. Chuckling, he caresses the fabric.}

Don't worry, Ruoye, I won't get you dingy.
poisontest: (pic#16888284)
[personal profile] poisontest
Hello, this is Maomao, and I'd like to make a bit of an announcement.

The Apothecary is now available for business in Nightwake. I will be providing services for medicine and potions, both ones that I will have premade as well as any custom orders that people may ask for.

Provisions for hospitals, clinics, and people who are in dire need of it will be given for free. For other cases, payment can be made through cash or through equivalent exchange. This will include both fully crafted medicine, potions, and individual ingredients. Please do not hesitate to discuss with me properly regarding this matter.

As for other services our place will provide: I am a professional poison tester, so if there are any items that need to be checked for poison, I am willing to check for them at the appropriate price. I am also willing to do any physical check ups, free of charge.

And given that it is an apothecary, the place will be open for those who wish to practice crafting medicine and potions of their own, as there will be a space for it. This will be open for free, but customers that use it must sign a waver beforehand.

Lastly, we are also hiring- as I am the sole owner, I will need assistance in handling customers, deliveries, and collecting more ingredients. People who I bring on will be compensated appropriately.

If anybody has any questions or concerns, please feel free to respond to this post or contact me privately.

[ OOC: More information regarding The Apothecary can be found here! ]
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[personal profile] nilhilistic
Greetings.

I come requesting aid. I have someone here who is deeply sick. An illness from their world has traveled with them to this place and has begun moving once more. If you are a medic or a healer, I require your expertise.

If you have a boon you wish to ask of me, I will provide it. I am a powerful Fell Dragon. I have toppled dynasties. I can bring back the dead, though that power was taken from me in this place. If you require my power, I will grant it.

[ a brief pause. ]

I also have a sister. Nel. She is strong and compassionate. Lately, I feel she has not been mingling well of late. She is a dragon like me and I would like to see her connect with others. Which people should. If anyone is interested, let me know.
seasonsmods: PB: Molly Quinn | The Social Media Star (Starlight)
[personal profile] seasonsmods
Hello, everyone~! ⭐

I'm Starlight ✨, here with a public forum post to end the new year with! It's called a confession booth!

Basically, this is your chance to confess something you have been holding back to start the new year off with a clean(er) record!

Oh, and every comment will be automatically anon when posted, so no need to play with settings or anything.

And of course, have a wonderful new years, everyone 💫 I hope to see you more come next year.


Oooh and one more thing. Please don't make any lewd comments on here, okay? If you need to get flirty with your anon buddies, you can make your own post. Much love~ 💕





OOC: This is a mini-minun fun event to end the new years with! Starlight herself won't make any comments or reply to anything. This comment is a free for all, threadjacking is probably a given, please mark if you'd rather avoid getting threadjacked!

Please also keep everything SFW, as this post won't be locked. You can make a secondary post of anon flirting and sexting if that's something you wanna do! A NSFW version has been posted.

Of course any potential triggering confessions should be warned about in the header.

Anon isn't OOCly on, but ICly it's always on. You'd have to hack the settings to be posting with your username.
disasdeer: (pic#13591007)
[personal profile] disasdeer
[ Louis appears on the screen. He's wearing a sweater in a lot of seasonal colors. ]

Before I get started, I'll get it out of the way:

Yes. I'm a deer. No, it's not magic or anything related to here. It's just who I am. Ten fingers, five toes.

[ And he'll leave that there - ]

Anyway -

I'm asking about your winter holidays. Mine is really just around the corner - it's Rexmas. It celebrates the survival of a dinosaur to evolved into a bird in order to survive when the meteor fell. It's the birthday of the dinosaur. It's mostly just a family holiday that you enjoy with family and friends.

I used to get outrageous gifts from my dad when I was small.

[ It's said pretty fondly. ]

And next month is the Odd Soul Festival, but that's in the odd months of the year. So it happens often. It's how as herbivores we celebrate not getting eaten.

[ He pauses. ]

And when I ask for continued protection.

I know they're pretty different from what other people celebrate, though. That's why I'm curious.
poisontest: (pic#16827717)
[personal profile] poisontest
[ Over the feed today is one short 5'0" girl who is way too close to the screen for anyone's liking to the point where you can see the freckles on her face. When she speaks, it's very much a whisper at first, but one that's slightly distorted with how close to the phone she is. ]

They said this is how you send messages to other people...

[ She hasn't realized that it's already recording. This poor girl. ]

Okay, let's take a few steps back--

[ One step back.

Two steps back.

Thankfully, she's further out of the shot significantly that it shouldn't be much of an issue now. Not that she thought it was an issue before, being naive to the way this technology works. ]


Alright. I think this works? How does one address this... "phone", exactly? Perhaps I should start with an introduction.

Hello. My name is Maomao, and I am quite new to this world. I have heard that that the Segments do have medicinal herbs, but they are rather dangerous to go through and I do not exactly have the immediate funds to hire a bodyguard. So instead, I offer a proposition: if any abled bodied fighters are willing to accompany me, I would like to gather some materials. In exchange, you may either ask for a portion of those materials. Alternatively, I can create something with said materials for you, if you are in need of medicine or anything else of that vein. I am willing to work something out.

Other than that, I suppose I am also looking for a job. I have worked many menial tasks in the past, but if there are any openings that deal with medicine, that would also work quite nicely.

Thank you very much for your time, and I await urgently for your reply.

[ She folds her hands together and bows, but it's still recording as she takes steps closer and fumbles the phone, the final shot being the clattering as the camera captures the floor. ]

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