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ellipsanet2023-03-12 07:31 pm
bountyfull) wrote in ellipsanet2023-03-12 07:31 pm
[Video] Shenanigans
[The video cuts on with a somewhat sheepish-looking blonde guy waving, the appendage eerily metallic. It looks like he's filming from a bedroom, but all that can be seen is a desk behind him and a closed door.]
Sooo, uh. I noticed there are a lot of people looking to fight lately. [A lot? Two? Who knows. It's a lot!!!]
What else have people been doing since they got here? You know, other than fighting each other. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to make suggestions.
[he says this with a bit of a laugh, hopeful.Vash inhales a breath like he's about to say something else but there's a hitch in his breath as he does so and instead of continuing with his thought he just... lets out a horrible sneeze that might seem more at home on some old grandpa than the 20 something looking guy it just came out of.
...And somehow, there's just a little hint of a rumble. Maybe something in the background sways a little, but Vash immediately winces, eyes wide as he stands like a deer that just had a spotlight put on it. ...He's really gotta get a handle on this magic shit.
From offscreen, there is a yelp, a clatter that sounds like a pot hitting the floor, then an explosive curse. A moment later, the door to Vash's room bursts open — likely from a strong kick — and there is a sharp,]
Hey, dumbass—
[The yelp that the door slamming open elicits out of Vash is nigh comical, almost as comical as his full body scramble (not unlike some kind of prey animal or lizard rushing along) to the phone to cut the video out with a distressed little wave.]
Sooo, uh. I noticed there are a lot of people looking to fight lately. [A lot? Two? Who knows. It's a lot!!!]
What else have people been doing since they got here? You know, other than fighting each other. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to make suggestions.
[he says this with a bit of a laugh, hopeful.Vash inhales a breath like he's about to say something else but there's a hitch in his breath as he does so and instead of continuing with his thought he just... lets out a horrible sneeze that might seem more at home on some old grandpa than the 20 something looking guy it just came out of.
...And somehow, there's just a little hint of a rumble. Maybe something in the background sways a little, but Vash immediately winces, eyes wide as he stands like a deer that just had a spotlight put on it. ...He's really gotta get a handle on this magic shit.
From offscreen, there is a yelp, a clatter that sounds like a pot hitting the floor, then an explosive curse. A moment later, the door to Vash's room bursts open — likely from a strong kick — and there is a sharp,]
Hey, dumbass—
[The yelp that the door slamming open elicits out of Vash is nigh comical, almost as comical as his full body scramble (not unlike some kind of prey animal or lizard rushing along) to the phone to cut the video out with a distressed little wave.]
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...Do you know what a bath is?
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[He sounds offended almost!]
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[ don't @ nen son that's rude ]
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Oh. Well, your situation's different.
[He didn't mean anything by it, honest.]
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...Nen's not offended or anything mind you, but gosh. ]
Yeah, really different. There's a lot I don't know and too many things I can't compare anything to. It really is a lot. But it's fine, there's probably lots about my world that wouldn't apply to other people or that they wouldn't understand. So that's why I ask.
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[This still doesn't explain what the fuck a bath BOMB is.]
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Seriously. It's really frustrating! ...But also kind of nice. Like flowers. There are so many ways to grow flowers. And seasons! There's a whole time of year where it's just snow!
I feel lost some of the time, but those kinds of things definitely make it worth it.