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[dereban]

I wasn't sure if I wanted to write this post or not, but at the end of the day, I wound up posting anonymously.

So, long story short: I want a girlfriend.

I keep winding up with male partners that I want to have a female partner for once in my life but then I realize my issue here: I don't have any female friends in this world.

TL;DR? Please send help and advice.

Comments

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

You can still talk in a library. Anyway. Maybe they got like a book club or something you could go to?

Or you know, hang out with a wingman. That way they can help you scope cute girls out and talk to them?

[dereban]

If there is one, I sure haven't heard of it. There is a place that has books outside the library that I do go to on occasion, but that's pretty much a rare thing for me.

And if I had a wingman, I might have done that by now...

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

You want one? I can volunteer.

[dereban]

You don't even know me, though?

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

I mean, no but we could get to know each other while we scope out some cute girls for ya. I'm just there to point out chicks and give you that little push to go talk to them.

Only if you want.

[dereban]

Kind of hard to do when you're anonymous and don't plan on dropping that anonymity.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

Oops. LOL. U right. My bad. XD Well, I guess find a wingman or wingwoman and good luck to you.

[dereban]

Guess I'll just have to deal with that hurdle, huh... wwww

It'll be a pain in the ass, but maybe it'd be worth it.