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[The video starts outside. A tall wolf man in a nice suit stands with one arm behind his back, the other folded across his chest as he bows to the camera.]

Greetings. My name is Von Lycaon and I am an attendant. I have recently arrived in Ellipsa. I apologize for not introducing myself sooner. I have been quite fortunate to find a guide who answered my questions, as well as the Welcome Center with its well organized information for a newcomer, such as myself.

What I seek now is employment. I am a skilled attendant and offer my skills and knowledge to assist my employer with their needs. Recommendations for places to apply would be most appreciated. I thank everyone for taking the time to listen to this inquiry.

Farewell.

[He nods and the camera turns. A butler rabbit can be seen for a moment before he turns off the video.]

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[Oh man, she wishes so bad she could justify having a personal attendant. ...Then again, if she was paying him, it would probably be bad to be blatantly checking him out while he worked? Yeah, probably for the best she doesn't hire him.]

Hi, Von Lycaon! Nice to meet you, I'm glad you were welcomed properly.

I'm not sure anybody here really has the budget for a personal attendant! At least where I'm from, you have to be pretty rich to afford that.

[Lycaon reads the username carefully. Perhaps she is a scientist?]

It is nice to meet you too, Miss.

Yes. Victoria Housekeeping, the company I am head of in my world, also caters to a select clientele who can afford our services. Of course, that prestige and reputation does not follow me to Ellipsa, nor would I expect it to. I am willing to discuss pricing, as needed, in exchange for honest review and referrals.

How are you this day? I do hope you are well.

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Evangeline, and I'm doing great! It's a beautiful day out and there's a handsome man on my phone screen, what could be better?

[Shameless.]

Do you cook? I can't really justify a full-time attendant, but I sometimes have events that need a lot of food prep...

You are too kind, Miss Evangeline. [He says with a smile. Seem people here find him quite attractive.]

I do cook, yes. I am skilled in the kitchen. I would be more than happy to be hired as the caterer for your events, if you wish.

[They're right and they should say it!]

Great! I'll definitely keep you in mind for the next one I host.

I look forward to hearing from you, Miss Evangeline. May I request you ask those you know who may require an attendant and alert them to my offer? I would greatly appreciate it.

Of course! I'm happy to help out however I can.

Thanks you for your kindness, Miss Evangeline. And if you ever need assistance with anything else, please think of me and Victoria Housekeeping. I am glad to help.

I will for sure. [At least in part just to have an excuse to look at him again.]

I've been here for about a year and a half, so if you still have any questions about Ellipsa, let me know?

That is most kind of you.

I suppose I do wish to ask, the Research Center. Are you familiar with it?

Oh, yeah, I work there! What did you want to know?

How fortunate. When it comes to the research, are there opportunities for volunteers to assist? In a subject role, I mean.

Oh, um - not sure! This place really cares about like... the safety of people? So it doesn't do the kind of experiments I'm used to seeing at home.

I see. Surely they have volunteers for minor and harmless experiments. Would you mind inquiring for me? I would appreciate it very much.

I'll ask! I wouldn't mind working with you, for sure.

[Maybe some of those experiments will involve him taking his shirt off.]

Thank you again. Do let me know.

[Sure some of them would involve him taking his shirt off. Maybe his pants too.]

You don't have to answer if this is too personal, but do you have experience with experiments like that?

A passing familiarity. Nothing unpleasant. I understand some institutes of research offer willing subjects payments for their participation. That is the true reason for my inquiry.

Oh, I see! They probably would pay you here, this place is big on the whole 'treating people fairly' thing.

Then it would allow me to assist the people here, the Research Center, and give myself a side income.

An eloquent and altruistic solution while I find more permanent employment.

I'd be happy to work with you! -I'm sure my coworkers would too, they're pretty alright. Big nerds, but friendly.

You humble me with your enthusiasm. Until next time then, Miss Evangeline.

[ He has so many questions?? ]

If you don't mind my asking... does your services come with that little... assistant?

I do not mind at all. Yes. I would bring my Butlerboo along to assist with my role as an attendant.

Do you believe that could cause a problem?

Not at all! In fact I'd call it a bonus to your services.

I was just curious about your Butlerboo. I've never seen anything like... it?

Ah. Well, I will be glad to introduce the two of you, if you wish. Though I may need to translate.

[ There is an extra bounce in his voice at his next words. ]

Oh- I would happily take the introduction, translator and all! They look like quite the charming... fellow?

Butler has been a loyal and outstanding member of Victoria Housekeeping for some time.

[Lycaon will move the camera to see the small rabbit. The mustached rabbit gives a bow.]

En-nah-ehn-ne. (Good evening. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.)

[ Don't coo over the butler rabbit over the network, Lyney, that would be embarrassing. It is also clearly an upstanding gentle...rabbit. He does take off his own hat to give a bow back before remembering he's on voice. ]

It's an honor to meet you, Butler!

Uhn-Naana (Thank you, kind Master. How may I assist you?)

[It's totally okay to coo over Butler. He is quite adorable.]

[ He really is. ]

Do you have a specialty that you're proud of? I'm quite curious about your services.

Nuh-nee-nahnee (I am skilled at preparing tea and snacks. I do so to assist Master Lycaon and Victoria Housekeeping. Would you like some tea and blueberry pancakes?)

[ Sorry Lycaon, Butler is his new favorite. ]

I would love some.

[No hard feelings there.]

Then perhaps you will allow us to come to you so Butler may serve you an afternoon snack. Would that be agreeable?

[ Thank you for your understanding. ]

Yes, I happily agree! Whatever arguments my sister may have over hiring your services to clean the house will quickly be soothed over with a nice afternoon snack and tea.

I will endeavor to prove myself to your sister. And gladly take any requests she has for cleaning and snacks she may have.

The two of us will serve you both well, I assure you.

Oh, I'm sure she'll have plenty of requests...

[ If she can get away from cleaning the machines, she would. ]

But I look forward to it as well! We've only just gotten the house, but with all the moving and everything, we've definitely made a bit of a mess in here.

If you would be so kind as to share your address, I can come visit. I will be glad to survey the situation and provide a cleaning plan for you and your sister to approve. Meanwhile, Butler can serve you both lunch and tea.

Of course! I'll send you it now- let me just give my sister a heads up so she isn't surprised.

[ Will be texting over an address! ]

I shall commit the address to memory. Please let me know when it would be best for me to arrive and I shall be there at that time. Not a minute earlier.

Perhaps an hour then? To give you time to prepare as well.

As you wish. I shall arrive in one hour.

I'll see you then, sirs!

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