Video | UN: Victoria Housekeeping

[wolfishlycharming]

[The video starts outside. A tall wolf man in a nice suit stands with one arm behind his back, the other folded across his chest as he bows to the camera.]

Greetings. My name is Von Lycaon and I am an attendant. I have recently arrived in Ellipsa. I apologize for not introducing myself sooner. I have been quite fortunate to find a guide who answered my questions, as well as the Welcome Center with its well organized information for a newcomer, such as myself.

What I seek now is employment. I am a skilled attendant and offer my skills and knowledge to assist my employer with their needs. Recommendations for places to apply would be most appreciated. I thank everyone for taking the time to listen to this inquiry.

Farewell.

[He nods and the camera turns. A butler rabbit can be seen for a moment before he turns off the video.]

Comments

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

That is most kind of you.

I suppose I do wish to ask, the Research Center. Are you familiar with it?

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, I work there! What did you want to know?

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

How fortunate. When it comes to the research, are there opportunities for volunteers to assist? In a subject role, I mean.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

Oh, um - not sure! This place really cares about like... the safety of people? So it doesn't do the kind of experiments I'm used to seeing at home.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

I see. Surely they have volunteers for minor and harmless experiments. Would you mind inquiring for me? I would appreciate it very much.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

I'll ask! I wouldn't mind working with you, for sure.

[Maybe some of those experiments will involve him taking his shirt off.]

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

Thank you again. Do let me know.

[Sure some of them would involve him taking his shirt off. Maybe his pants too.]

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

You don't have to answer if this is too personal, but do you have experience with experiments like that?

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

A passing familiarity. Nothing unpleasant. I understand some institutes of research offer willing subjects payments for their participation. That is the true reason for my inquiry.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

Oh, I see! They probably would pay you here, this place is big on the whole 'treating people fairly' thing.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

Then it would allow me to assist the people here, the Research Center, and give myself a side income.

An eloquent and altruistic solution while I find more permanent employment.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

I'd be happy to work with you! -I'm sure my coworkers would too, they're pretty alright. Big nerds, but friendly.

Re: un: abnormalitylover, video

[wolfishlycharming]

You humble me with your enthusiasm. Until next time then, Miss Evangeline.