un: kantera, text

[happydreamed]

If this adventure with chain mail has taught me anything, 'tis that many of us here are having our first exposure to the internet, with all its amusements and pitfalls included. Thus, I thought it might be nice to introduce another 'getting to know each other' game that some of us might not know yet. This one won't involve pictures or ratings of attractiveness, not to worry.

This game is called 'two truths and a lie'. The premise is simple. You list three statements about yourself, two true and one false. Ideally they should all be similar levels of unbelievable. Then, other people respond to you to guess which one is the lie. We all learn a little about each other and have a bit of fun.

Comments

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Oh, oh, is it 3 because some of them were women?

[nugrass]

[There's a good, long pause before he actually responds.]

uh
you're right
both the answer and that some were ladies
but that ain't why youre right
i just
didn't think of that somehow.

the real number's 62.

[abnormalizes]

Technically right works for me!

[nugrass]

well hey
you're a little more than just technically right!
3's the answer after all :)
it's like getting the right answer on a math test
even though you used the wrong formula
you get a half point
gold star ⭐

[abnormalizes]

I will treasure it forever.

Can you play your soul?

[nugrass]

yes ma'am
can use just about any sound for it too!
as long as i can think up the sound i want anyway

also makes a great tool for mining out tons of rock
and leeching out all the metal buried underground.

its only got a handful of abilities like these
but none of them make any damn sense
it's great!

[abnormalizes]

That's really cool though! I wish my soul could do even one of those things.

[nugrass]

i mean
if you find yourself in the land of the dead someday
it might just be able to!

it sounds real special
but it aint really all that much
cause all us grim reapers got something like that.

this might be fun to think about tho
what do you think *your* soul would be?

[abnormalizes]

That's a good question. I know what my favorite kind of weapon is, but I don't think that my soul would be a scythe necessarily. Even if that is a classic for grim reapers, at least the ones I've heard of.

Are they all made of metal?

[nugrass]

naw
back in the land of the dead
there was a kid on the beach who has a skateboard made of flesh.
little twerp that followed me around has a gun made of roses, too.
also on the list of Weird Shit I Have Seen:
- robot that spews laughing gas or fear gas depending on their mood
- matching pair of gauntlets between two folks who never met before they died
- im pretty sure the bossman told me his sister has a ufo??

so basically
you can probably just let your imagination run wild.

[abnormalizes]

Hm. Hmmmmm.

Shield made of lace.