un: kantera, text

[happydreamed]

If this adventure with chain mail has taught me anything, 'tis that many of us here are having our first exposure to the internet, with all its amusements and pitfalls included. Thus, I thought it might be nice to introduce another 'getting to know each other' game that some of us might not know yet. This one won't involve pictures or ratings of attractiveness, not to worry.

This game is called 'two truths and a lie'. The premise is simple. You list three statements about yourself, two true and one false. Ideally they should all be similar levels of unbelievable. Then, other people respond to you to guess which one is the lie. We all learn a little about each other and have a bit of fun.

Comments

[spacialeyes]

Let's be

wait no.

I mean, if it's alright and not too forward

and i understand that this is a lot to ask

Oryou-san, would you be math friends with me?

[kerontribution]

[???]

Weren't we friends before?

[spacialeyes]

We were??

Is that okay? I’m not bullying you into being my friend, am I??

[kerontribution]

You think that you could bully Oryou? You?

[she could eat math, don't think she couldn't]

[spacialeyes]

Oh, I don’t mean that at all! I’m sorry!

Just

Being friends is more than I could ask for

More than I should ask for

Are you really sure it’s okay with you?

[kerontribution]

It's really okay. If anyone says it's not okay, Oryou will eat them. No one tells Oryou what to do.

[spacialeyes]

Eat them?

I’ve never heard that expression before. Is it from your home?

[kerontribution]

Do you not eat?

[Math problems might not eat. That seems valid.]

[spacialeyes]

Not

Not my problems?

[kerontribution]

Too bad. It's good at getting rid of them.

[spacialeyes]

[... Wait, isn't Oryou a dragon? When she says she eats her problems, she wouldn't-

So many anxious thoughts spin in his head. And the one he chooses to voice is:]

are they at least tasty?

cw: is this even cannibalism if one of you is a math problem

[kerontribution]

Yes. They're very tasty. Oryou will share next time if you want.

[spacialeyes]

[No! He doesn't want any!

But his reflex to be polite or die kicks in at the wrong time.]

Thank you. You're very kind.

[...]

I mean

no thank you.

[kerontribution]

Okay. More for Oryou then.