un: kantera, text

[happydreamed]

If this adventure with chain mail has taught me anything, 'tis that many of us here are having our first exposure to the internet, with all its amusements and pitfalls included. Thus, I thought it might be nice to introduce another 'getting to know each other' game that some of us might not know yet. This one won't involve pictures or ratings of attractiveness, not to worry.

This game is called 'two truths and a lie'. The premise is simple. You list three statements about yourself, two true and one false. Ideally they should all be similar levels of unbelievable. Then, other people respond to you to guess which one is the lie. We all learn a little about each other and have a bit of fun.

Comments

[abnormalizes]

It's honestly more weird not seeing people with augments. [Chatting as she heads on in.] All the humans here look the same.

-Oh, my treat, by the way.

[roached]

Guess you got a point. And hey, thanks for the meal.

[He follows along, occasionally feeling he's getting a couple stares, but that's not new.]

Who knows. Some folks could got augments that blend in well.

[abnormalizes]

I guess, but those augments aren't as cool as yours, so...

[What is even the point if you're not going to give yourself a bug arm or wings or shit.]

[roached]

I guess, but- wait, cool?

[He was trying to look at the menu, but gregor.exe has stopped responding please hold.]

[abnormalizes]

Yeah! I like it! You're definitely my type as far as humans go.

[Specifically because of the arm, yes.]

psst how good are you with limbus spoilers (even if its just ch.1 happenings)

[roached]

[If one can hear the sounds of his mind, it might be like dial up connection noises and maybe one loud siren mixed in. 30 seconds later he managed to get some string of thought put together:]

I... I suppose everyone got their tastes...

[Also since this is, in fact, a L Corp worker, he should probably talk about a certain thing so he's just going to pick his food out so they can sit and talk.]

hit me with all of them

[abnormalizes]

[Oh no, that reaction is cute.]

I get how other people might not be into it, but you don't have to worry about that with me.

[Ordering a burger, she is a simple girl.]

excellent [taps fingers]

[roached]

Hey, you got some understanding at least.

[Just a small combo of burger and fries for him since it's easier to eat a smaller sandwich with one hand.]

I do have to say some stuff to you about Lobotomy Corp though. It might not be something you would like to hear, but... [He pauses to gather up his words as he picks out a corner seat for two over there.]

I guess I think it's still something you should know.

[abnormalizes]

What is it?

[Nothing will really surprise Evangeline about it at this point. If they've done something awful that she doesn't know about already, she probably won't even blink.]

[roached]

Last time I checked, District L was Wingless. Lobotomy Corporation has fallen and been gone for a while now in my time.

[He's not too smart on the subject, but he's trying here-]

I say "my time" since we are obviously both from The City, but time could be different from when we got dragged into this place. Like it was still running and going before you showed up, right?

[abnormalizes]

[As expected, the news doesn't hit her particularly hard.]

Oh, yeah, I had work the day before I got here.

So it fell, or will fall, huh? That figures. Did we bag something we finally couldn't handle?

[roached]

Dunno the exact details, but something blew up with light and everything fell apart. All of the corporation and it's branches went into a burial protocol so the Abnormalities won't get out. There are ways to get in now since time passed, but it's still a huge risk.

[It's kind of shit to tell someone "hey your job will fall apart in the future and you might be dead", but after everything with Yuri and such... Maybe giving a heads up wouldn't be bad. Eva can have a chance to get out if she ever goes home.]

And that's where my job comes in. My company basically goes through the ruins of the branches to recover Enkephalin and other resources. So I know of Abnormalities, how to fight them, and how to use E.G.O if we get one.

[abnormalizes]

Huh. Not sure what that would've been, maybe something at the main branch.

[There's always a chance something horrible will go wrong.]

I've got a couple of E.G.O suits here, but I don't think they'd fit you. ...plus I custom ordered a skirt for one of them.

[roached]

Most likely. Everything always happens at the main branch these days.

[And honestly that is where a Wing falls apart.]

Eh, don't worry about it. I'll get my own back later and I can still fight with my arm and all. Usually, E.G.O. alters my arm on the fly during combat. I'll show you an example when I get one, yeah?

[abnormalizes]

I'd love to see it! It's super cool even when you aren't showing off what it can do.

[None of her E.G.O. suits alter her anatomy significantly, what's up with that.]

[roached]

Even so, it's not cool when it decides to lose control randomly and try to attack people. If that happens, please cut it off. It grows back anyways, but sometimes it can have a mind on it's own.

[Yup, he is really giving the okay to cut off his arm.]

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, that's not as fun. I'm trained at suppressing other agents, don't worry.

[roached]

Thanks. While I am considered a special case, old G Corp's procedures still puts a toll on some bodies.

[abnormalizes]

If I cut off your arm, is there a disposal procedure? Or do I just get to keep it?

[roached]

I recommend tossing it away as soon as possible. It rots away fairly quickly since it's not connected to my body anymore. You could bury it, but I don't know if anything weird will happen if you do so.

[That is usually the most common way for him, wrap it up and toss it away.]

[abnormalizes]

I'll toss it in the trash. Maybe wrap it up so I don't scare the poor garbageman.

[roached]

Smart move. Or if you ever hate someone bad enough, you could toss the remains into their house or something. I don't mind too much what you do with it, but I still recommend just tossing it out.

[abnormalizes]

...One guy has really pissed me off but I don't know where he lives. Some fucker who's like 'oh your world's humans must be complacent and weak for not having risen up against your government' like he knows a thing about it.

[She's hard to anger, but that'll do it.]