un: DYNAMIGHT, text

[boombam]

[Katsuki had been turned into a vampire a few days ago, and he's just been SO bothered by it the whole time since. No matter how many times his friends try to comfort him and reassure him that being a vampire doesn't change who he is as a person, he feels so...... evil. And he hates it.

He needs to know he's not alone in this. So that's why he's making this post today.]

So. Vampires.

Those are apparently a thing.

Anyone else dumb enough to get turned into one or is that just me and my stupid ass?

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[roundandaround]

I'll remember! If not for then, then whenever your birthday is! Or Yuletide or something! Even though that's in like half a year and some.

[boombam]

My birthday is even further away. It was the 20th of April.

[roundandaround]

Wait, you were here then! And you didn't tell everybody when it was?

[boombam]

Nope.

I don't like parties. Especially when they're surprise ones. And I knew one of you motherfuckers would pull something like that if I told you when my birthday was.

[roundandaround]

You don't like parties at all? Why not? They're so fun all the time.

[boombam]

I don't like crowds. And I don't know what to do most of the time during a party. Small talk isn't fun for me and neither is dancing or playing the kind of games they have at parties. I always end up leaving early.

It's worse when it's an event set up specifically for me. That kind of attention makes my skin crawl.

[roundandaround]

Huh... I don't really get it, but I guess so. Parties are usually all different, though, right? I mean there's the kind where you talk and play truth or dare and pin the tail on the human and stuff, but last year I invited a bunch of people to Mega Waterland and we all just did the pool and slides and stuff.

[boombam]

I guess going to a waterpark would be more fun. But I still don't like going out in big groups.

[The woes of being an introvert...]

[roundandaround]

Really? I guess that makes sense. That's why we celebrated Mecchan's birthday just with the family, since he'd get scared and hide otherwise. Although I didn't think you were very much like Mecchan.

[boombam]

Me? Like Mecchan?! Are you out of your damn mind?!?!

I'm NOT a crybaby and I'm not scared to be around strangers! Don't compare the two of us like that so easily!

[actually katsuki cries a lot--]

[roundandaround]

That's why I said you weren't much alike! I didn't think you did that!

[Well... Katsuki has never gotten stuck on top of the pantry door and had to call for help to get back down, at least...]

I just meant the part about being an inter... intro... I don't know. Introspect? That's not it.

[boombam]

Seriously? You're so outgoing that you don't even remember the word for "introvert"??

[RINKU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND DO YOU NEED HELP?? DO YOU EVER TAKE A BREAK FROM BEING GENKI???]

[roundandaround]

Sometimes I'm bad with big words when I don't use them...

[boombam]

It's not even that big!

[roundandaround]

Sorry.......... I'll try to remember this stuff.