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[abnormalizes]

So, um, hi!

[Evangeline seems more anxious than she normally does, but she's smiling, at least.]

Apparently, when you start dating someone, you're supposed to make some sort of announcement on the internet so all your friends know? At least that's what I hear. And I, definitely didn't do that! Three times over! So, um, oops?

I'm dating three people now! Fajra, Barghest, and Chipp. Um, things are going... well? They're going well.

[Honestly still not sure what she's doing but she's trying her best!!]

So, uh, yeah, that's it. ...Do you, like, open the floor to questions here or what...?

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[houndofmanchester]

Indeed. I'm Barghest, occasionally known as Fairy Knight Gawain.

[fauxbot]

Good to meetcha. Like she said - call me Chipp.

But man, Eveé's out here pullin' in royalty and knights 'n shit... fancy. I stick out like a sore thumb, almost...

[houndofmanchester]

Maybe, but I don't believe Evangeline is the sort who such things would really matter to.

[fauxbot]

Oh, mais, no - I don't think so, neither!

'S just... kinda funny to me. Y'know, in a cosmic sense.
Out here datin' knights 'n royalty until I came along, started trackin' mug on the carpet 'n shit.

Like she been takin' care o' pedigree dogs, only to pull some ugly mutt outta the dumpster 'n bring it inside.

[houndofmanchester]

Personally, I wouldn't find being compared to a mutt insulting. They're often healthier than pedigrees, with less genetic conditions and more robust immune systems.

[It should probably be noted that Barghest's Animal Transformation has her ears permanently in the shape of a dog's.]

[fauxbot]

[- And with a response like that, the Chipp's little trio of TV-antennae perk up!
Almost like, you know. The ears of a dog might.]

You know dogs, huh? Guess if you know dogs, that analogy don't work at all, no -
How 'bout... 's like livin' off of fancy caterin', only to decide to start goin' out for McDonald's?

[houndofmanchester]

Let me put it like this: when I was alive, my title was "Black Dog Duchess."

[The second analogy does get a look of distaste from Barghest.]

I've heard of those places. I wouldn't dare compare any actual person to such an affront to decent food, let alone one my Master trusts.

[fauxbot]

[Sorry, Barghest, but that disdain gets an amused snort out of the big guy.]

Wellll, unfortunately, 's the best comparison I got! 'Cause, I mean...
I'm easy 'n fun 'n terrible for ya, too. So 's close enough!

[houndofmanchester]

Hmm. Well, I've certainly met worse. I still think you're giving yourself too little credit, but I'll leave it at that.

[fauxbot]

... We just met, though.
How you think I'm givin' myself too li'l credit if we just met?

[houndofmanchester]

Simple: Evangeline trusts you enough to let you this close. That's far more of a mark of honor than any noble status in my eyes.

[fauxbot]

Hmm... well, 's real kind of ya, Miss Barghest. I'll letcha keep thinkin' high of me, then.
But don't be disappointed when somethin' happens and ya find out I'm just twelve possums in a trench coat.

... Metaphorically, I mean.

[houndofmanchester]

Ha! I come from a clan of beast-like faeries, if you were actually such a thing it would be a welcome surprise! I'm little more than a hound myself.