slaughterous: (b: a bit bewildered)
Aɢᴇɴᴛ Mᴀɪɴᴇ ([personal profile] slaughterous) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet2025-06-11 06:15 pm

video; un: maine

[ The video opens on a close-up of a truly kick-ass vehicle. It's tough! It's rugged! It's got hooks on the front that look like tusks! Truly, this is one bad-ass—

The video zooms out. The vehicle is tiny. A child could ride in it, maybe. But certainly not an adult.

An extremely gruff male voice mutters, ]


What the fuck.

[ Then a woman's laughter rises in the background. "What, Maine, compensating for something?"

The man grumbles, and the feed clicks off. ]
schrodingerscockroach: (Smug)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, we have got to find a big gathering of monsters somewhere.

[Sometimes you just like to do some over the top violence.]

[As a treat.]
schrodingerscockroach: (Sass in armor)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
We could do a quest.

Probably not winter, most of the problems are in the water. Spring has a pit, but it's probably wide enough to drive around so it might be a fun funneling affect, and I could get anyone not a monster out. Summer has imps causing trouble again and I can make the fire harmless. Though there is potential with the sandworms, less clear on the crabs. Can never be sure how tough the armor is until you have a chance to shoot them. There's also some mantises in campsites, but that is a lot of trees.
schrodingerscockroach: (but maybe good)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Like medium sized whale? You've got a bit of time to get out before you get to their stomachs on average. Partially made of sand.

They do hate water.
schrodingerscockroach: (Will let a man fight gravity)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, she'd want in on this.

Been wanting to talk to her.

If nothing else, I need to know where she is on the timeline because wow did our relationship evolve.

The difference between being the rookie and then the stable one.

[Because the guys certainly have their wild, maverick energy about them.]
schrodingerscockroach: (This is an Iota icon)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[The change in angle is the phone going clattering to the ground as Wash chokes on air.]

[Takes a moment for him to scramble to pick up his phone.]

No! Absolutely not!
schrodingerscockroach: (Ugh ugh blush)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is not a York situation!

[He knows the squint. Most of them gave York that squint!]

Listen, I love Carolina, but I'm not in love with her. That isn't our relationship.

[Also the whole Epsilon fragments and thus HER DAD fragments in his head makes that all A Little Complicated even beyond his demisexuality.]

Its like-

In the Project, if we're on a mission, of course she's going to take me seriously because we're teammates and we have a job to do.

Off mission though?

Wellllll, let's be fair, Carolina and I weren't having deep and meaningful discussions where she thought I was more than the rookie whose kind of a major dork.

I try talking to Carolina from your time about all the bullshit magic stuff and she'll wonder how hard I hit my head and how many times.

My time? I don't even need her to be IN the other dimension to at least give me a benefit of a doubt.

THAT kind of evolution.
schrodingerscockroach: (Its kind of sweet)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Maine, do you need help to realize your own crush-]

Trust me, I'm pretty aware of any and all current crushes. [His tastes aren't good enough for it to be Carolina, oh no, he crushes on the OTHER cyan/aqua/turquoise/wtfever color.]

Still a range, but at least I might be able to convince her into benefit of a doubt if its earlier on.

[But...he thinks it can't be any earlier than finding the Director.]

[He's pretty sure any earlier and Carolina would have pulled a gun on Maine too and Maine seemed a little TOO surprised by Wash doing it for it to be the second time.]

[So roughly Chorus, at least. That was workable.]

[Also definitely need to talk and get their story straight.]
schrodingerscockroach: (Well we could)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-12 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[....he is absolutely not going to admit about Tucker where CAROLINA could potentially hear. He can make his trash taste sound a lot better to other people.]

[We also don't talk about Alpha in Kyriakos, the Vibes were sure a thing.]

[He huffs.] Well, I wouldn't say its a crush, but Lucifer has been flirting with me and we have been on a date.

All above board. All parties involved know.

[It does, even if it twists the knife.]

Yeah, the adjustment period is always a thing. Could be worse, this place usually gives you time to.
schrodingerscockroach: (That's adorable)

[personal profile] schrodingerscockroach 2025-06-17 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Nice trip through the park, some arts and crafts, it was nice.

How is the magic going? Took a while for me to get it the first time and that was with a far simpler system.