video; un: maine

[slaughterous]

[ The video opens on a close-up of a truly kick-ass vehicle. It's tough! It's rugged! It's got hooks on the front that look like tusks! Truly, this is one bad-ass—

The video zooms out. The vehicle is tiny. A child could ride in it, maybe. But certainly not an adult.

An extremely gruff male voice mutters, ]

What the fuck.

[ Then a woman's laughter rises in the background. "What, Maine, compensating for something?"

The man grumbles, and the feed clicks off. ]

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[slaughterous]

Came here wrong.

[ Maine approaches the vehicle, sticking out a big hand to poke at a tiny headlight.

SSSSSSIGH. ]

[skyscrapes]

[ Bertholdt laughs a little, under his breath. ]

I-it's not the first time I've heard of something showing up too small. There's an item you can get for free from the shop to make it the right size again.

[slaughterous]

Riki's Shop?

[ Maine has heard of it. He's wondering if the item actually works. ]

Ever used it?

[skyscrapes]

Not that specific item, but I have used the shop before, and haven't had any issues.

Make sure it's Riki's, though. Better, Stronger, Cheaper tends to get a little strange, and theirs have weird side effects.

[slaughterous]

[ Maine grunts his understanding, but is curious now. ]

Like what?