video; un: King Iggy

[bahahahaha]

[ As the screens of everyone's various devices flicker to life, it's quiet for a few moments. The background remains black, all except for the rather ominous glare of someone's glasses in the darkness. ]

So. I've been here for a few weeks, and I gotta tell ya... other than a few statues wreaking havoc, this place kinda sucks. It lacks variety. It lacks fun, y'know? So, tell me your ideas of 'fun'. Also--

[ The figure leans out of frame for a second, fumbling as he struggles to reach for a light, too lazy to even get up -- and as the light comes on, he flails back into center again as his seat nearly topples over with his weight. He clears his throat and laces his clawed fingers together, resting his chin on them as he props his elbows up on the table he sits at. ]

--ahem. Anyways! Fun. What do you do around here for that? 'Cause I'm getting boooooored~ And when I get boooooored things haaaaaappen~ I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt to make a little fun of my own, but no one here really deserves that just yet.

[ He suddenly begins laughing stupidly hard, as if he's just made the funniest joke in the entire world. ]

I'm gonna ask that no one talks about making friends or any of that crap, though. I'm not about that. I'm just here for a good time, and I generally tend to spend most of my time alone anyways. Unless I can interest anyone in becoming my minions, but y'know. That's probably a little too much to ask. Maybe.

Comments

[bahahahaha]

Well, it could always be worse, right? We're not entirely destitute. Even if honest work totally sucks.

I haven't taken on a whole lot yet myself but I'm trying. Still think it'd be easier to steal but laying a little low isn't a bad priority, either, I suppose. Mostly.

Wait, you don't have your car? I've got mine! [ It's a different kind of car, but whatever, it flies AND drives so he's happy to have it-- ] Maybe it's here somewhere, maybe you just haven't found it?

A license? Ahahahaha! [ He blinks, quieting. ] Wait, you're being serious?

Agreed, dude. This place is a total drag... for now, at least.

[forgingfires]

It really does. What is the point of having managed a household for centuries if the money just all goes away?

Dealing with a few ants is nothing, but a whole swarm is quite difficult and that really is the issue at hand unfortunately.

It's doubtful. I was nowhere near my vehicles at the time. As in a whole other dimension.

It's one of those they are not necessary, but every once and a while it makes something so much simpler and since they're making it simple, I'll do it.

[bahahahaha]

I guess we just gotta try and save up, then. Things like [ He mimics quotes in the air with his fingers. ] "rent" really out a damper on things, though. Not gonna lie, but I'm definitely not scared to live on a park beach if it means keeping my money as mine and not handing it off to someone's else. It'll be like camping, except way worse.

[ Which... actually, yeah, if he can handle being on the offense in the great wide open wilderness against Fawful and his forces, then this will be a cake walk. ]

Foooor now. Sometimes ants have to be stepped on, and I do very much enjoy poking dangerous things with sharp sticks...

Lame! That sucks, but maaaaybe we can get you another one somehow? Or build one.

I suppose so! [ He rubs his chin, looking thoughtful. ] It would definitely make getting hold of one a whole lot easier.