video; un: dr.forger

[forgingtwilight]

[ He comes onto video and he smiles, bright and easily. ]

Hello, everyone. I hope I'm doing this right. I've never posted something like this, and we don't have this sort of technology at home. It's amazing.

So, my wife and I opened up a Psychiatry Clinic in Nightwake! It's called...well, the Nightwake Psychiatry Clinic. It took us quite awhile to get it set up. I'm used to working in a hospital or another clinic, not setting up my own. There was a lot of work to be done to get here.

[ A pleased smile. ]

Anyway, I wanted to share that I'm open for appointments now. I'd treat it the same way I would at home. Everything is strictly confidential.

I know a change of worlds can be challenging, this is the second my wife and I have been to, so if all you want to do is talk in a place where you know where nothing will be shared and it's safe and judgment free, I'm good for that, too.

Comments

[bombdemon]

See, anybody can say this exact same thing. Then how do we figure out who's the real deal?

Is that even your real name?

[ why would anybody intentionally give themselves a suspicious name if they were actually forging the rest of their lives-- ]

[forgingtwilight]

My real name is Loid Forger. Or Dr. Loid Forger.

[bombdemon]

Of course it is. Do you have any un-forged ID confirming that?

[ says a man who has never had an ID in his life and had to use his wanted poster to rent a dvd... ]

[forgingtwilight]

I doubt I have my ID from home. I have one here, though. Do you have yours from home?

[bombdemon]

Of course. [ lies and doesn't even twitch about it. ] It would be terribly irresponsible not to keep it on one's person at all times. What if you ended up in a traffic accident, or transported to a different world without an ID?

[ is this all just a big jab at Loyd saying he doesn't have his from home... ]

[forgingtwilight]

How fortunate for you to to have the opportunity to travel with it. I'm sure they'll want some form of identification when you request my details, so be sure to bring it with you.

[bombdemon]

But of course. Nevertheless, I am grateful for your concern.

[ no this is just being bitchy in office speak... ]

[ he, of course, has no intentions to actually check this guy's credentials. at least not unless someone close to him decides to peruse his services, in which case he's going to need to whip out some form of ID, probably, which might turn into a whole thing as result, but he'll cross that bridge if and when he gets to it. ]

[forgingtwilight]

[ Returning the favor. ]

Of course. I can understand why you'd be concerned about someone practicing medicine. All I can do is offer my word.