text; un: akemi (Locked away from Mami and Sayaka, just in case)

[alljustforher]

I'm not sure how necessary this warning ends up being, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

If you ever see a small, white creature, going by the name Incubator or Kyubey, I advice you all not to listen to a word they say. Anything they have to offer is a not worth it and all you would do is fall into their trap.

Especially do not, under any circumstances, accept the contract they offer.

Here is a picture drawn by my friend to show what the creature looks like.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[alljustforher]

And what's normal for others might be strange in return.

[abnormalizes]

I'm still not used to the low fatality rate here, it's honestly wild to me.

[alljustforher]

That's at least a positive thing to be not used to.

Things here are quite calm right now. I do sometimes wonder if it will change.

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, I don't want it to sound like I'm complaining. This is practically a vacation even with the occasional magical-girl-corrupter included.

[alljustforher]

This does seem quite like a vacation for me a well. Hopefully it continues to be Incubator-free, too. This world has enough things it's dealing with.

[abnormalizes]

It seems pretty peaceful to me, but I guess 'uninhabitable areas occupied by monsters' is typical for my home, so.

[alljustforher]

It's not something I'm used to. All the monsters are inside the city where people live, back home.

[abnormalizes]

How do you usually deal with them?

[alljustforher]

Magical girls fight them.

[abnormalizes]

Do you have lots of magical girls, or few monsters?

[alljustforher]

Only a few magical girls, but not too many monsters, thankfully. Or at least they don't need to be fought at the same time as they hide in places called labyrinths.

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, dealing with a bunch at the same time always makes things worse. It's good that they don't gather together, wish my job would learn a lesson from that.

[alljustforher]

I take it your job gathers monsters in the same place, making things unnecessarily difficult for employees to handle?

[abnormalizes]

Sure does. It's 'more efficient for energy production and minimizing infrastructure costs'.

[alljustforher]

At the cost of your employees safety and sanity.

[abnormalizes]

Exactly. The mortality rate's really bad.

[alljustforher]

Sounds like you're on a well earned vacation here, then.

[abnormalizes]

Sure am. I hope you get to relax a little here, too.

[alljustforher]

At least so far, yes.

[abnormalizes]

Hopefully your local menace stays away and you can continue enjoying yourself.

Would it be funny if I hit on it? It's really not my type, but I will absolutely make sure to flirt with it if it would make you laugh.

[alljustforher]

I don't think it would make it react any differently, so it wouldn't really be that funny. Thank you for the thought, however.

[abnormalizes]

Manipulative and boring. The worst combination.

[alljustforher]

And not even your type. Talk about horrible combination of bad traits.

[abnormalizes]

No redeeming qualities whatsoever.