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[It's Evangeline! She's not wearing the flower she usually wears in her hair.]

Job searching seems to be a pretty popular topic here, so here's a related question: how do you write a resume and describe your skills and work experience without sounding violently unhinged?

Like I was thinking of applying to be a garbage collector, because I'm used to cleaning up dead bodies and have a high tolerance for bad smells from that. And at home 'experience with handling corpses' would be a perfectly reasonable thing to put on a job application, but I get the impression that it might be kind of a red flag here?

-Also, if you don't have any advice on that, then tell me which of these supernatural accessories says 'promising employee candidate' to you.

[She holds up a red flower with roots in one hand and a... headband of golden eyes? in the other. The look of the eyes might be familiar to people who read her last post.]

I could wear them both, and I usually would at home, but for a job interview I'm a little less concerned about power and a little more concerned about fashion.

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Maybe! Oh, how do you make stuff that protects you from knives? Monsters are kind of like knives.

Monsters do kind of have knives in their mouths. You'd have to ask a Tailor about the process though, high quality stuff is hard to get a hold of.

[also it's made from humans usually so like.]`

Oh, like how Rei-chan mentioned once that corsets used to be made out of whales! I guess now the whale parts are plastic instead, which is a lot easier to get. And nicer to whales. Oh, but this is another world, so maybe they just have magic armour, too. I'll have to look!

Like that, yeah, except it's usually not whales in the City.

[just don't ask what it is and it'll be fine!]

Do you guys have whales? I know you have monsters, and those aren't animals but they're not humans either, but do you have regular animals and stuff?