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[abnormalizes]

[It's Evangeline! She's not wearing the flower she usually wears in her hair.]

Job searching seems to be a pretty popular topic here, so here's a related question: how do you write a resume and describe your skills and work experience without sounding violently unhinged?

Like I was thinking of applying to be a garbage collector, because I'm used to cleaning up dead bodies and have a high tolerance for bad smells from that. And at home 'experience with handling corpses' would be a perfectly reasonable thing to put on a job application, but I get the impression that it might be kind of a red flag here?

-Also, if you don't have any advice on that, then tell me which of these supernatural accessories says 'promising employee candidate' to you.

[She holds up a red flower with roots in one hand and a... headband of golden eyes? in the other. The look of the eyes might be familiar to people who read her last post.]

I could wear them both, and I usually would at home, but for a job interview I'm a little less concerned about power and a little more concerned about fashion.

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[badsunrising]

Not great. I don't usually go out of my way to touch others.

[abnormalizes]

That seems like a pretty common problem here. But turning into a statue kind of sucks?

[badsunrising]

I've heard that claim. I've yet to see it.

[abnormalizes]

I wouldn't risk finding out firsthand personally, but that's just me.

[badsunrising]

[ Mrrrrrrgh. ]

If it seems to be a problem, I'll find some perfunctory way to address it.

[abnormalizes]

Call me! Or consider calling me, I'll be around.

[badsunrising]

So you can cuddle a wolf.

[abnormalizes]

Yes, exactly.

[badsunrising]

Well, I suppose it's better than someone who sees me as just a giant dog.

[abnormalizes]

The distinction's important! Wolves are cooler anyway.

[badsunrising]

I will consider your offer.

[abnormalizes]

Thank you!

My name's Evangeline. Nice to meet you.

[badsunrising]

Wolf.

[abnormalizes]

Solid name. Can't get much more descriptive than that.

[badsunrising]

It suits my purposes.

[abnormalizes]

What are your purposes?

[badsunrising]

Fulfilling my mission with minimal levels of compromise.

[abnormalizes]

Can I ask about your mission?

[badsunrising]

I'm supposed to protect someone.

[abnormalizes]

Are they here? Should I look out for them too?

[badsunrising]

Not that I've seen. And I'm grateful for that. They're the type to easily get in over their head.

[abnormalizes]

I definitely know the type. Enjoy your vacation, then.