Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

[lightningvolt]

[ No, he can't have hurt Malleus' feelings... this is bad!


HE HURT MALLEUS' FEELINGS, AND THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE. ]

4/5

[lightningvolt]

[ IT'S NOT LIKE WHATEVER HAPPENED BACK HOME HAS HAPPENED TO MALLEUS HERE.


HE KNOWS THAT NOW.


WHY DID HE DO SUCH A BAD JOB OF COVERING IT UP. He thought he was a good actor but LYING IS HARD. How does Vil act. Maybe he should have thought to watch him pretend but he got slapped when he acted that other time so maybe not-

He's going to fall to his knees and cry and the next message will be after ten minutes. ]

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[sangreine]

[ There's skilled and then there's Saya, and humans are too fragile for her to fight with right now ]

Sold. Let me slip into some silver skin and wings and I can meet you wherever.

[ Not her place though, not tonight. No one she lives with cares but all the same. ]

un: reiner | OTA

[hometown]

1. Staring down this bad decision, knowing I'm gonna make it anyway.

2. What would you even call that? Frenemies?

3. Hey, do you know anyone who's good at portraiture?

4. ( text him! or hit his inbox here )

[lightningvolt]

To have given you such a lowly impression when you are deserving of only the greatest of praise
I AM BEYOND FORGIVING, MY LIEGE!!!

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
I had simply not wished to trouble you with my mundane concerns...

And you have been so patient and kind with me even if I have been most shameful after the nightmares I have had!!

Surely... it would have been indecent to keep troubling you about them!
I BEG FORGIVENESS FOR ALLOWING MY WORRIES TO IMPOSE ON YOUR FEELINGS
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO CONTINUE BEING CLOSE WITH YOU, YOUNG MASTER.

UN: Shadowbringer

[inlikethebrume]

Dare I ask how your food got onto the floor?

[lightningvolt]

Well be more careful!!
If this shoddy encryption causes more trouble!
Then we'll have to keep meeting in person for any important conversations!

[menphina]

The duck pushed me
And it fell
So I picked it up in three ticks!

And I got yelled at for being disgusting!
RUDE.

[menphina]

You "believe"? Then you're not human?

[divino]

No, I'm both a fell and divine dragon, although I have a human-like form.
It'd be hard to type on this tiny gadget if I didn't.
How about you?

[inlikethebrume]

But the rule says three ticks before it's bad, yes? So I don't understand why it is considered bad if that is the case...?

[somniacs]

You should have simply asked for a meeting in person from the beginning then.
We live in the same apartment.
My door is next to yours.

I AM SO SORRY FOR HIM HE'S AN IDIOT

[lightningvolt]

[ Oh no, he is now activated. ]

FAKE KING?! YOU WHELP!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MALLEUS DRACONIA WOULD BE ABLE TO INCINERATE YOU WITH JUST A LOOK!
HE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MAGES EVER KNOWN, AND ONE OF THE FIVE GREATEST IN OUR WORLD!

SOMEONE LIKE YOU WOULD BE BLESSED TO BE TOUCHED BY HIS SHADOW!!
TAKE THOSE ABHORRENT WORDS BACK OR I SHALL DISCIPLINE YOU MYSELF!!

[lightningvolt]

I was out getting toothpaste.
You're running out.

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[abnormalizes]

I'll grab us a hotel room so we won't trouble our roommates.

[somniacs]

Just for me?
You didn't have to trouble yourself, Sebek.

[ How often does Sebek do anything nice for him though? ]

UN: Shadowbringer

[inlikethebrume]

1.Yes, let's have the red chocobo cast Meteor all over the yard just to try and figure out to garden! How in the hells would that even work?!

2.I just had to throw some rude man into the dumpster. How has your day been so far?

3 bc i gotta; un: ^^.

[slandering]

Your darling isn't here.

( these are................................. interesting, though. )

OTA; un: flyer

[snekeyes]

Option 1 (nsfw mention)

[Unfortunately for Rider, she's too embarrassed to ask Napoleon about this in person, so instead random people get her her thoughts on Monsterfucking.]

About that network post a little while ago, the one that described literal monsters being um 'hot'.

Is this really

Would someone really find someone like that hot

Are there really so many people who think like that? I thought most would fear them, not think of them as appealing in that way. It gives me a bit of a headache to think about.

And unlikely as it is, I do appreciate you not bringing my name into this.

[Rider, you'd be surprised to know people found Gorgon hot.]


Option 2

[And, well, she then tries to send a message to her Master. Which sounds 'great' when divorced of any context.]

Master, are you in the City at the moment? If you're not busy I

brought a present for you. Let me know when you want to pick it up.

un; secunit - option 2

[securityconsultant]

[erm]

Wrong address.

[surprise, it's. familiar with that terminology, sort of. though given its own circumstances, it is extremely uneasy with such. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT A CODE-BASED BEING TO PICK THAT UP-]

[tsunotaro]

I cannot know what you went through, in your nightmare, as you cannot know what Vil and I went through in our own, but I know it has done much to change the both of us, and can only imagine that whatever you went through might have changed you too.

But you have been around me for much of your life, and while we can never have a casual relationship as liege and loyal servant, I still like to think that we are friendly, and that you can confide in me if you should ever need to.

It is rather distracting, the way you act differently around me lately in any case. I don't wish to pry, so I will not ask you anything further, but know that I will listen if you want to speak. You may be my retainer but a king is meant to serve his people, and you are one of my people too.

OTA; un: fenrirfang (tw fatal injury ment./spoilers)

[corpsewarblade]

[Hey, random network user, how do you like hearing Mukuro's relationship problems?]

I meant to ask- you've spoken to him a few times haven't you? Has he said much about me? Um, how badly do you think he'd take it if I asked him to spend time with me?

Romantic time. I mean. A date. Or something.

I don't even know many good ideas for dates...most people would find target shooting or paintballing or stuff like that weird, right?

And I've got a lot of scars now too along with my freckles. That's probably going to put him off.

...Be honest, how bad does this look?

[And just attaching a picture of herself, showing most of her torso- something a little like this. However, there are scars all over her upper body, and a few more recent ones on her neck.

...She has got pretty good abs, at least.]

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[sangreine]

[ reflex almost has her pointing out that the people she lives with aren't roommates and that they're used to booty calls, but in this case it works in her favor. Maybe some of them didn't see the text chain and then they'd know she's doing much worse than she's been letting on. ]

Just get me the address and room number and I'll knock on the window.

ICONIC USERNAMES /HIGHFIVES

[vocaldroid]

[ Waaait a minute! That ain't Eiden! ]

Ku-Ku~ That wasn't meant for you~! ٭(•﹏•)٭

Oh well! That's okay! [ He'll just make another attempt for Eiden later. He doesn't mind that Kuya sees this. After all what's there to hide? ]

I think darling might like the bouncy purple thing.

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[abnormalizes]

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