Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

OTA; many misfires I'm sorry

[menphina]

[ Any of these can be received! Go wild. ]

🌙matriarch: what do you think the first person ever trying to milk an animal was reallytrying to do?

🌙matriarch: you never really know how much you don't know until your toddler keeps asking "why".

🌙matriarch: —WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I PUT MY MOUTH THERE BUT SUDDENLY I EAT WHAT I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR AND IT'S "THAT'S DISGUSTING" HUH

🌙matriarch: ...if we feel "butterflies in our stomach", does that mean butterflies feel "humans in their stomach"?

🌙matriarch: look if you don't say anything now you can forever hold your peace and they'll never be yours!

🌙matriarch: I liked the twist ending. Who'd have thought they'd both end up with their socks off.

🌙matriarch: cabbage and chocobo.

🌙[ attached is a picture of a very deadpan looking chocobo with a series of 🤣🤣🤣 emoji after it ]

he thought I wouldn't eat the greens and I did
ow my stomach.

[populares]

I'm uncertain that butterflies would even be capable of identifying that particular emotion.

[menphina]

[ You know, she isn't even going to notice these aren't messages from... whoever she messaged. ]

Why not?! They have feelings! Don't be mean to butterflies!

[populares]

Feelings, yes. But have they the capacity to recognize those feelings?

[menphina]

I'm not sure, but I've seen a child look after a plantkin to the point where it would immediately get defensive if anyone tried to scold the lad!
So they just might!

that cow one...yells

[disasdeer]

Who knows. Probably was just doing it on a dare or something.

it had to be done

[menphina]

There's no accounting for curiosity.

Or stupid risks.

I'd do it for a large meal, honestly.

[disasdeer]

Imagine how many people got kicked before they got it right.

[menphina]

Well deserved, I say.
Anyone's teats must be handled with care!
The kick is earned if you do it wrong!

text; un: alear

[divino]

[ who dis? But also now he's thinking a lot about milking... ]

What if they just observed the baby cows drinking milk
from their mother's udders and thought it probably tasted okay since cow meat is pretty good?

[menphina]

Someone probably had an unhealthy interest in watching a cow's teats being suckled, then.
Whoever the sorry sod was did us all a favor, I suppose.

[divino]

I wouldn't call it unhealthy.
I used to visit our farm all the time in the Somniel so I could play with the
chickens and the alpacas.

I imagine the people of the past were not different.

[menphina]

Were you trying to suckle a cow, too?

un: orator ✧ text

[chiefkeyward]

...This smacks of Azem's nonsense. All this ridiculous talk about putting things in your mouth that shouldn't be there sounds much like Azem.

[menphina]

There's a reason for that
you know.
;) ;) ;)
You can guess why, I'm sure.



[ She's just being a smart ass. ]

[chiefkeyward]

Don't you get cheeky with me! I'm quite aware you're cut from the same cloth as them.
However, this is just plain madness!

Quit putting foreign objects into your mouth!

[menphina]

[ TEE FUCKING HEE LAHABREA. ]


I picked it up before the third tick struck!
Therefore, 'twas absolutely safe to eat!
I was NOT wasting a kebab!

The only thing foreign about it is its name!!

UN: Shadowbringer

[inlikethebrume]

Dare I ask how your food got onto the floor?

[menphina]

The duck pushed me
And it fell
So I picked it up in three ticks!

And I got yelled at for being disgusting!
RUDE.

[inlikethebrume]

But the rule says three ticks before it's bad, yes? So I don't understand why it is considered bad if that is the case...?

[menphina]

RIGHT.
Lahabrea just likes to complain.
Not that I've put my mouth anywhere on him yet.
You agree the food was safe to have, right?!

un: carbuncle

[illustro]

That's one regal-looking chocobo.

That being said, there's this saying Ignis sometimes uses
"fuck around and find out"
what types of greens did you exactly eat??

[menphina]

A bit of Gysahl and some Chysahl-
Let's just say the privy remained occupied for a while after!
They were disgusting!
How do chocobo like that?!
Mine eats it all like sweet-meats!

[illustro]

I think the packaging says
"safe for human consumption" only
never that it tasted good
...because he's a chocobo and he likes greens?

[menphina]

Well, pooh. I want his tastebuds so I can find something like that delicious too!
Though it was funny watching him make that face when I ate them.


... never mind that I realized he was waiting for me to suffer.
I'm going to eat him next.