Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

[menphina]

[ TEE FUCKING HEE LAHABREA. ]


I picked it up before the third tick struck!
Therefore, 'twas absolutely safe to eat!
I was NOT wasting a kebab!

The only thing foreign about it is its name!!

[menphina]

RIGHT.
Lahabrea just likes to complain.
Not that I've put my mouth anywhere on him yet.
You agree the food was safe to have, right?!

[chiefkeyward]

Surely you could've afford another kebab that hasn't touched the ground!

1. un; deo

[sickandtired]

Wrong number, but that's so cute! It looks great! I wish I could make something like that for my kid but it's kind of.. wet...

[As in, he has a Sobble. Sobble is wet.]

2. un; deo

[sickandtired]

Whoever this text was meant for is really lucky.

[he's JEALOUS]

[menphina]

When a perfectly good bite was just there?! 'twould be a waste!
The duck would eat it!
If 'tis good enough for Ser Bubblenuts II, 'tis good enough for me!


[ Ser Bubblenuts II is a very realistic looking mammet, but listen. ]

[menphina]

Woah.
Let me have a look at you!

un:triomphe | text

[triompheduhimbo]

[ Well, it actually at least got to Napoleon? Who was currently trying to figure out what he should say to Ozymandias and that...invite...

Aw, Medusa... she did, understandably, have some fears and concerns regarding her more 'monstrous' side. Came with the Legend of Medusa, after all.

Of course, he'd not mentioned (yet) his attraction to both her AND her Gorgon Avenger self (because with Medusa, he didn't wanna make her feel awkward, and Gorgon.. he tried to not stick his dick in crazy, even if the crazy was fucking gorgeously hot), but her asking about this was... well. Interesting. ]

Well, Evangeline's got a particular taste, but plenty of people find more 'inhuman' or 'monstrous' folks attractive.

Where the line is depends on the individual, but there's definitely folks who think vampires, werewolves and demons are attractive, to name a few, and then there's the kind who like anthropomorphic animals which also leans into that?

UN: ready_or_gormotti

[healerscorned]

I think you've got the wrong number, but I've got an answer anyway.

It's way too snuffing common. I know a guy back home, real scary looking, but one of the nicest people you'll meet. Sure, plenty of people were afraid of him, but there were just as many who just wanted to shag him first meeting. Or the spectacular sight that's both at once. I'm not judging the attraction itself, but some folks got weird about it and it made him kind of uncomfortable.

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Hi hello I figure you didn't mean to text me the author of that post but I am an expert on this subject.

It's not exactly mainstream! But it isn't totally rare either, depending on the kind of world you come from. I'm sure there are lots of people who would find you attractive, myself included!

1. un; deo

[sickandtired]

[He doesn't know what network post she's talking about but.]

Hi. Wrong number. But. Some monsters. Are hot. Especially if they're just monsters on the outside. Not on the inside. If that makes sense.

[lightningvolt]

[ HEY. ]

Don't think it's just for you! It's for me, too!
I just conveniently happened to notice you were in need of a replacement tube.
You have to take care of yourself even here, you know!

[lightningvolt]

Young Master. To be considered friendly with you...

IT IS THE GREATEST OF HONORS. ONE I CANNOT EVER DISMISS.

Perhaps... it would do to share the contents of our dreams?
I am ever your ears should you need to speak your thoughts to them!

(My hearing is far better than a human's!! I can assure you!)

« un: zigvolt »

[lightningvolt]

I do not know who you are, but rudeness deserves being tossed into the dumpster!

ota, un: white heron

[mistsplitter]

[ Feel free to receive any of these. ]

one ⭐️ Good day. By any chance, are those white lace stockings with suspenders still for sale? I'd like to make a purchase.

two ⭐️ I can't decide which one is better... I intend to build my own collection of fans here, but I must start moderately.

What do you think?

[ Two images are sent with the text: one, two ]

three ⭐️ Please don't tell my brother.

four ⭐️ This reminds me of you. Look at how pouty it is, hehe!ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ I miss you very much right now.

un: wildspades, ota

[majimekun]

♠ Hey do you need anything from the store?
They're having a big sale so I can pick something up if you want.

♠ I feel like I've been in the doghouse ever since Roseharts arrived. It sucks.

♠ YOU'RE ON!

[ooc: his inboxis here if you want to misfire at him or do something nsfw.]

[vintagehardmedia]

No, I don't imagine a guy like you does.

I don't think I was the one you meant to send the nice kitty pic to, though. You might want to double check you address and your security settings.

[populares]

Feelings, yes. But have they the capacity to recognize those feelings?

[vintagehardmedia]

Unfortunately, no.

And, I kinda miss her and how she looked at the darkness of the world with a kind of zen.

I guess death is inevitable for everyone, and no one gets that more than someone who speaks on their behalf.

...You'd like Felicien. Or, Lili. Most people do.

un: dojima - Text

[detectiveforhierophant]

[ Huh. Dojima didn't recognize this number... who was this? ]

Think you got the wrong number, or you're a victim of the whole glitchy network issue, but what sort of 'bad decision' are you going to make?

[vintagehardmedia]

No Vampires.

Got it. We probably don't want to much killing and war either, right?

Have you seen that cozy village game in the app store? It's called--

[Insert Generic Brand Stardew Valley here.]

-- It lets you manage a farm and get to know the villagers in a dynamic setting that lets you choose what to do. Low stakes, high reward, VERY comfortable.

un: architect

[unnecessaryflourishes]

And your liege would be...?

Option 1

[vintagehardmedia]

Hi.

Wrong Number.

But: You'd be surprised at how a little intimacy can smooth over a tough negotiation, even if the other party's anatomy is VERY DIFFERENT from your own. It turns out, some people are really into intimate play with beings whose only similarity is their capacity to give enthusiastic consent.

I'm not surprised there's a bunch of people with that mindset here.

By the way: you're not enough of a monster to attract this sort of attention.

[darkdisgrace]

What kind of equipment do you want to bring? I'm very flexible.

As for where, we can meet up at my place and go from there? The view on the rooftop is nice this time of night.

[They're both brats, perfect.]

un: architect

[unnecessaryflourishes]

An excellent choice for a nap companion.