Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

OTA; un: zigvolt (many misfires)

[lightningvolt]

⚡IT IS NOT THE SIZE OF "TICK TACK" BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "TICK TACK" IS.

⚡ [ a picture of a set of premium toothpaste and less premium toothpaste. ] why do they even have "premium" on them? they're not even different! swindlers!!


⚡MY LIEGE IS ONLY THE GRANDEST OF SIZES COMPARED TO YOUR PUNY FORM.

⚡I'm going to come over there and shake you if you fell asleep in the toilet again. I don't care if your pants are down.

⚡THERE'S HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE.

⚡I think he suspects.

un: brightest

[embracingsun]

With these messages, I wouldn't be surprised. You seem like a suspicious person.

[lightningvolt]

YOU'RE THE SUSPICIOUS ONE
WHO IS THIS AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME

[embracingsun]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT THESE MESSAGES TO ME. HAIR EVERYWHERE? THAT'S SO CREEPY. LEARN TO CLEAN.

[lightningvolt]

I DID NOT SEND YOU MANY MESSAGES
I WAS SENDING MESSAGES TO SILVER
and this fool talking about tick-tacks!

...


DID HE FALL ASLEEP
YOU THIEF! YOU PILFERED SILVER'S PHONE!!

text; un: silver

[somniacs]

Sebek, I have my phone in my hand
otherwise this text would be impossible.

text; un: zigvolt

[lightningvolt]

ANSWER ME WHEN I TEXT YOU THEN
WHO IS THIS STRANGER MESSAGING ME ABOVE YOU
WHY ARE THEY TEXTING FOR YOU

[embracingsun]

THIEF? you're the creepy no-good person trying to trick other people into responding to your messages. you're one of those scammers AREN'T YOU?

[lightningvolt]

How DARE you!
I am a bodyguard in service of my honorable Liege, the future King of Briar Valley!
The scammer here is you for imposing on my texts!!

Nay, you're a HACKER.
How dare you read someone's PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE?!

un: briar-king, because this is the worst possible scenario lmao

[tsunotaro]

Who suspects what, Sebek?

suffering

[lightningvolt]

[ Looks at that username.

Oh.


Oh he's in trouble. Oh no. He was doing so well acting normal (???) ]



My Liege?!
I

[ oh Seven who does he use as an excuse ]

The shopkeeper
he suspects I have discovered
his premium toothpaste is not really premium!!!



[ NAILED IT ]

[tsunotaro]

[Sebek is acting SO WEIRD. Malleus has no idea why because he's been trying to be good and kind and let Sebek have his privacy, but boy.

Thankfully he's also a himbo.]

Sebek

You know you can talk to me, if there is something bothering you

[lightningvolt]

I am not
bothered at all, My Liege
You're too kind to be worrying over someone as undeserving as I!
I DO NOT DESERVE IT AT ALL.

Have you been feeling well yourself?
Has the magic here been intrusive to yours?!


[ Just... in case? ]

[tsunotaro]

I feel sad that you do not want to talk with me about something but i guess we just aren't as close as i thought we were

but that's ok

I'm fine.

The other magic is sequestered on it's own, separate from my magic.

[He is just supposed to let his bodyguard take care of himself, he supposes.

Even so, Sebek is hardly ready to be at that job full time, and he's just a child yet. Lilia isn't here to look after him, so it'll have to be Malleus for now.]

1/???

[lightningvolt]

[ !?!??!?!?!? ]


?!!?!!?!

un: architect

[unnecessaryflourishes]

And your liege would be...?

[lightningvolt]

Malleus Draconia, Heir Apparent to the Throne of Briar Valley! He is a prince of fae and our future king!

[unnecessaryflourishes]

Ah. I believe I know him. Though I would have my doubts, should it come to a question of size.

[lightningvolt]

What! There is nothing to doubt about my Liege's size!
As a dragon, he could command the skies should he wish!
He already does so without!

[unnecessaryflourishes]

I am no dragon. But you would be unwise to dismiss the size of my true form.

Last Text

[nelinquish]

You should be more careful with your texts. You've given away something you might not want seen.

[lightningvolt]

[ AAAAA. ]


It is not something as suspicious as it appears! Hmph!

[nelinquish]

Is that so? While your words may be true, the contents still speak volumes and your intentions remain vague.

[lightningvolt]

Because they are none of your business!! They were meant for my companion!! Stop reading others' personal correspondence, human!



[ He's embarrassed it even got out so the best thing to do is HIDE IT WITH LOUD TEXTWORDS. ]

[nelinquish]

That you would call a stranger who merely used this device as normal and read such words a 'human' shows ignorance. Do you assume in a world where so many different individuals have been brought to help solve a crisis that they are all human?

How biased indeed.

[You can yell all you want, she is not at fault and is very much aware of that.]