Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

OTA; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

[Jean is attempting to send this to just one person, but ends up sending it to multiple random people instead (or maybe not even so random, but definitely not to who he meant to).]

The basement is all set up now, just in time. Did you still want to come? You don't have to, but of course you're welcome to.

un: Aidol

[starryaied]

[...]

Why the basement?

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

I like mysterious basements set up for unknown purposes as much as the next girl, but I think I might have to decline.

OTA un: gaine

[sangreine]

11:46pm in anticipation of not being able to sleep
11:46pm (that's a thing i have to do now which is wild, guess i'd better get used to it)
11:47pm any chance you want to, i dunno,
11:47pm anything. beat each other up for a while? screw around? let me drink you under the table? dive bomb the ground at high speeds? i'm so not picky
11:48pm yeah the fighting might be a little in poor taste, what can i say nothing like dying to make you want to cheat death
11:49pm very open to all forms of stress relief right now, pick your favorite

[ if you didn't know she died, or if you did and she indicated she was dealing okay with it, or if you weren't aware that her hibernation cycle sped up: you are now. Alas for the timing or there'd be spicy pictures ]

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

I am an avid proponent of using sex to avoid thinking about death, so I'm down for that.

[Concerned but getting the sense that maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.]

[sangreine]

[ don't mind her frantically checking the text chain to see if she mistyped something... nope, it's all addressed to the right person. ]

Not that I don't appreciate it, and certainly I'll get around to taking you up in a second, but you're definitely not who this is addressed to. Which is, you know. Odd.

[abnormalizes]

That might be a thing that's happening, one of my nudes got sent to the wrong person too. Thankfully they were into it.

I'm glad you're back, at least.

[sangreine]

yeah? good for you (and them).

I wasn't trying to let that particular cat out of the bag, but here we are. Thanks Ellipsa real great timing.

[darkdisgrace]

Uh, hell yeah? Any or all of the above? Sounds like a great way burn some energy.

[Guess who also has trouble sleeping! For... mundane reasons, like 'the mafia has no working hours and primarily functions at night so the adjustment has been Rough for Chuuya'.]

[abnormalizes]

Understandably. Don't worry, I don't plan on making you talk about it more than that.

There's a form of liquid energy in my world that gets people super super wasted if they drink it. I was thinking of getting a container from home soon for other reasons, but would you want to try some?

[sangreine]

[ there's a joke about creatures of the night in this conversation somewhere ]

Good to know I can count on you. Where are we starting and what equipment do I need? [ wink wink, since this is public she might as well be a brat ]

OTA; un: hypnos

[verytired]

[ Attached is a photo of a cat. ]

this is lethe
isn't she amazing??
she's the bet nap buddy i could ask for

[sangreine]

Really? I wonder if it would work on me. Usually I can't get drunk at all.

Not gonna lie I could use it right now. Along with all the other things I mentioned.

[abnormalizes]

I've heard it'll even work on robots, so it probably has little to do with biology.

I'll pick it up when the month changes over and I get more slots at Riki's. Right now I can only provide the screwing, sorry.

[sangreine]

That does sound promising.

I can't promise I'll be very good company once the lights turn back on. So to speak.

[rustyhonesty]

And who the hell are you? I didn't send a message to your username.

[It's not even close to the name he intended.]

[rustyhonesty]

[Even to Evangeline? Oh boy...]

Sorry, that wasn't meant for you. Though I suppose that's pretty obvious.

[abnormalizes]

Don't even worry about it. What are friends for if not to rail each other until they stop thinking?

[abnormalizes]

I'm relieved to hear that, otherwise I was going to have to figure out how to turn you down gently.

un; secunit

[securityconsultant]

Wrong address.

[sangreine]

Oh it's addressed correctly but got sent to everyone in the free world anyway. Serves me right for trying to keep things quiet.

[securityconsultant]

[Takes a second look. What- hn. Wow, something hecked up in the server routing. Too bad it doesn't give a shit!

Unless it gets more messages.



UGGGGGHHHHHHH it doesn't respond for a bit, but then, finally;]

Have you tried watching media.

[just to distract it from this snafu]

[sangreine]

[ You're going to be getting a lot of messages this weekend friend ]

Media and I... my entire household really... has a really bad history. The first thing we did upon moving in was take all the TVs out of the place.

[sangreine]

[ That makes her smile at least ]

You don't want to beat me up? Try to, that is. I'm messed up but I'm not messed up enough to lose.

UN: Carbuncle

[illustro]

That is 10/10 nap buddy