Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

OTA un: gaine

[sangreine]

11:46pm in anticipation of not being able to sleep
11:46pm (that's a thing i have to do now which is wild, guess i'd better get used to it)
11:47pm any chance you want to, i dunno,
11:47pm anything. beat each other up for a while? screw around? let me drink you under the table? dive bomb the ground at high speeds? i'm so not picky
11:48pm yeah the fighting might be a little in poor taste, what can i say nothing like dying to make you want to cheat death
11:49pm very open to all forms of stress relief right now, pick your favorite

[ if you didn't know she died, or if you did and she indicated she was dealing okay with it, or if you weren't aware that her hibernation cycle sped up: you are now. Alas for the timing or there'd be spicy pictures ]

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

I am an avid proponent of using sex to avoid thinking about death, so I'm down for that.

[Concerned but getting the sense that maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.]

[sangreine]

[ don't mind her frantically checking the text chain to see if she mistyped something... nope, it's all addressed to the right person. ]

Not that I don't appreciate it, and certainly I'll get around to taking you up in a second, but you're definitely not who this is addressed to. Which is, you know. Odd.

[abnormalizes]

That might be a thing that's happening, one of my nudes got sent to the wrong person too. Thankfully they were into it.

I'm glad you're back, at least.

[sangreine]

yeah? good for you (and them).

I wasn't trying to let that particular cat out of the bag, but here we are. Thanks Ellipsa real great timing.

[darkdisgrace]

Uh, hell yeah? Any or all of the above? Sounds like a great way burn some energy.

[Guess who also has trouble sleeping! For... mundane reasons, like 'the mafia has no working hours and primarily functions at night so the adjustment has been Rough for Chuuya'.]

[sangreine]

[ there's a joke about creatures of the night in this conversation somewhere ]

Good to know I can count on you. Where are we starting and what equipment do I need? [ wink wink, since this is public she might as well be a brat ]

[darkdisgrace]

What kind of equipment do you want to bring? I'm very flexible.

As for where, we can meet up at my place and go from there? The view on the rooftop is nice this time of night.

[They're both brats, perfect.]

[sangreine]

I'll surprise you then. My sword for sure, though.

Give me the address, I'll meet you on the roof. Be ready.

un; secunit

[securityconsultant]

Wrong address.

[sangreine]

Oh it's addressed correctly but got sent to everyone in the free world anyway. Serves me right for trying to keep things quiet.

[securityconsultant]

[Takes a second look. What- hn. Wow, something hecked up in the server routing. Too bad it doesn't give a shit!

Unless it gets more messages.



UGGGGGHHHHHHH it doesn't respond for a bit, but then, finally;]

Have you tried watching media.

[just to distract it from this snafu]

[sangreine]

[ You're going to be getting a lot of messages this weekend friend ]

Media and I... my entire household really... has a really bad history. The first thing we did upon moving in was take all the TVs out of the place.

un: athena

[vintagehardmedia]

valid.

I'm a big supporter of cheating death.

You want to try... Binge watching?

Video games?

Stalking people?

Sex?

[sangreine]

Big no on watching anything, TV and I are not friends anymore. And stalking sounds criminal enough that even I'm not that desperate.

The others, absolutely yes.

[vintagehardmedia]

But it's fun people watching...

I played a ton of video games when I had trouble sleeping. What sorts do you like? Collecting? Adventure? Strategy?

un: white heron

[mistsplitter]

[ well, now she knows!! ]

I must apologise. I don't believe these string of messages were meant for me.

However, if you'd like my advice, watching television series or movies has since become a way to relieve stress for me. These stories take me to a different world, and help me forget about my current problems for a good while.

Of course, there is still the need to face them, but the little reprieve has proven to be nice.

[sangreine]

They weren't, no. They're addressed properly, but somehow went out to everyone. I'm guessing the network is on the fritz.

I appreciate the suggestion, but television holds a lot of bad memories for me and my entire household. We took them all out of the house when we moved in.

Seems like a lot of people find comfort there, so it's a good idea in general. Just not for me.

[mistsplitter]

I see. I apologise if my suggestion has made you feel uncomfortable.

I'm not too keen on fighting to let off steam, and I'm not very good at drinking.

[ That is to say, she's a bit of a lightweight. ]

What about reading a book?

text; un: 100% CERTIFIED NON-EXPENDABLE

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[Valor doesn't recognize her username, and she probably doesn't recognize his, but even so:]

sure i'm down
dealer's choice

[sangreine]

[ she definitely doesn't, but whatever. The entire place knowing her business makes her all the more in need of whatever distractions are available. ]

With me usually fighting leads to screwing. That order work for you? [ whoever this is she hopes they're not a fragile thing, she needs someone on her level not someone who's going to get cut open in the first five minutes. ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

sounds like my kinda party

un: loverboy

[ruinedsky]

Saya? I'm not sure you meant to send this to me, considering all the haywire messages but I won't lie and say it's unwelcome.

My personal preference would lean more toward drinking ourselves stupid or sex, but I wouldn't deny a beautiful lady any stress relief she requested of me, and I know a thing or two about defying death.

[And about getting himself beat up for the good of a friend.]

[sangreine]

It's addressed to someone else, the network's airing dirty laundry is all. Fair warning before you said anything.

I'm all for drinking and sex, but another fair warning: booze doesn't work on me, so you'll have to settle for my usual brand of stupid.

[ruinedsky]

It will be no surprise to anyone that I'm soliciting a good time, but thank you.

Ah, so not stupid at all then ;) You'll have to deal with my sloppy drunken pawing.