text; un: reiner

[hometown]

I've got a question for anyone willing to answer.

Would you say you come from a generally peaceful world or a violent one?

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[hometown]

They must be desperate if they use kids with no training.

[likeiron]

You take what you can get, and a bunch of farmers and kids make excellent fodder.

At least, that's how plenty if nobles see it. In an ideal world no one would have to fight, especially not kids, but that's just not how shit works.

The plus side, I wouldn't be a renowned hero without a war or three happening so... nice?

[hometown]

I guess you've gotta find a silver lining somewhere. Does that title come with perks back in your world?

[likeiron]

'Ogreslayer' sure does. I get free drinks at every tavern and people want me to do shit for them all the time. Could be worse.

[hometown]

[ That makes this person's username suddenly make sense. But: ]

This might be a silly question to you, but I've gotta ask: what's an "ogre"?

[likeiron]

Big ugly humanoid monsters. They're about 200ft tall and basically indestructible unless you can get em in the eyes.

You can imagine how difficult that might be. Unless you're me.

[hometown]

[ Oh. That's a little too familiar for comfort. Reiner nearly says so—he even starts typing out the words—but then he deletes them, nothing but the "…" of typing betraying him.

He doesn't know how many people in this world know about a Titan's sole vulnerability. And he's not looking to paint a target on the back of his neck. (Or the back of Eren's neck, for that matter.) ]

Yeah, I can imagine. Just getting close enough must be a challenge.

[likeiron]

( It's not like she'd punch you, Reiner. Not unless you're eating people or stomping on them. )

I climbed my way to its head. Nearly got squished on the way, but the other lunatic with me watched my back.

[hometown]

That takes real courage. No wonder you get free drinks.

[likeiron]

( A shame he can't hear her laughing. )

A lot of people would call it stupidity, but thanks. You have anything like that back home?

[hometown]

Sort of. Those man-eating beings I mentioned don't usually get that big, though. They're called Titans, and they typically cap out around 15 meters.

I should mention there are a few people who can turn into Titans. Intelligent ones, not man-eaters. Two of us are here so far. So if you see a 15-meter-tall blond or brunet humanoid, don't attack us immediately, all right?

[likeiron]

So long as they're not stomping on and eating people, I don't give a shit what they do.

Good to know though.