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Rider | Ozymandias ([personal profile] pyramidsmash) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet2023-07-30 03:26 pm

video; un: godking | July 30th afternoon

[The video starts in the middle of Solarpeak beach. There's a strange rocky pedestal with a strange looking statue on it. Did someone not meet the touch requirements...?

The stone statue is Hijikata. His face has been scribbled over with what appears to be a sharpie (mustache, beard, angry eyebrows and even meme angry veins #). There's also a sign hanging around his neck with the very same sharpie attached to it.]


This is Hijikata Toshirou. He did something extremely foolish and is petrified. Not because he lacks touch energy, but because of the Mystic Eyes of Petrification. A fitting punishment for a fool like him who would think to abuse Command Spells.

[Ozymandias may sound calm, but he's very angry - it shows in his expression.]

Until a cure is found, or brewed or something, I have made a "pet shaming" sign. Feel free to come around to write anything Hijikata has done so everyone can see. Maybe that would take him down a notch!

My Sphinx will be here to look after him and as a clear mark where he is - but should someone want to claim possession over this statue, feel free to tell it I gave permission. Tomorrow. Let him be like this until tomorrow. It's what he deserves.

[The Sphinx in question.]


[OOC: The Sphinx will stand guard over Hijikata statue until the next day! It is defeatable, of course, but it's player's request that Hijikata stand there for a full day for shame!

This is all related to this ongoing plot.]
detectiveforhierophant: (i'm not beer get me a drunk)

[personal profile] detectiveforhierophant 2023-07-31 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dojima did go out to check on him.

And... sure enough, that sure was a statue of the guy, with scribbles and everything.

Dojima would... sigh. Deeply. Reaching up to tap the guy's head with his knuckle. Not hard enough to hurt himself, because it wasn't worth doing that, and despite everything, he didn't want Hijikata to break. ]


...

[ It was completely immature to do this. Really, really beyond him as an adult... ]

...

[ Added to the sign: Is a Fucking Dumbass ]

[ ...And tied around his hand was a pack of cigarettes.

He had a feeling that whenever he woke up, Hijikata was gonna need them. ]


angerintomiracles: By <user name=archangelamy> (Scowling)

[personal profile] angerintomiracles 2023-08-01 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Adds 'x2' to Dojima's comment.]
mayoninofukucho: (Smoke)

[personal profile] mayoninofukucho 2023-08-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[When he eventually stops being a rock and gets himself caught up on the situation, he really won't be able to figure out who left this comment in particular... after Ozymandias' announcement this would be what anyone would think, right? Someone even did add an 'x 2'!

He appreciates the cigarettes very, very much, though (even if he has no mana left to light them with his magic and has to use a lighter like a peaseant).]