UN: MonkieMan! || Semi-Accidental Audio

[noodleboi]

Uuuuh. Man. I can't think of anything to say.

Hey other people from like a bunch of other worlds! I'm from another world too!

No. That sounds dumb.

Hmmm. Sup, porty people! Oh no. No no no.

...

Maybe I should have porty clone do this.

Nah. I can do it. Just gotta think. Come on, Smarty Kid. Think of a cool way to introduce yourself to everyone.

Alright. I got this!

[Deep breathe.]

Here comes Monkie Kid! Hey everyone! I'm MK and...huh? Why does it say I've been recording for like two minutes?

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Oops.

Comments

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Come on, Red Son! Don't betray me like this!

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

If I have learned anything from the Dragon Girl about friendship, it's always have blackmail material.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

...She's taught you too well.

I'm doomed.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

That is correct.

[Or he will use it to counter MK's blackmail material.]

I'm honestly surprised. I would think you'd be a little more confident in front of the camera.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

The camera wasn't even on.

And not everyone is like, on, like Mei is. Okay?

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

I would think exposure would help a little.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Yeah well it clearly didn't. So there.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

[He laughs.]

So how have your efforts been?

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

I mean...uh. My room has a bed now. Does that count as effort?

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

I meant meeting people, but yes, it does. Hopefully it's less depressing than is your usual standard.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Rude. I like my room. Even if I had to replace a lot of stuff after you burned it.

I've met some people, yeah. Everyone here seems pretty nice. I met Kantera. He's nice.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

And it was better for it.

Ah.

Yes.

He is.

[He may be blushing.]

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Why do you sound like you're blushing? And it was not. My poor pweshish pwossessions~

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

I am not!

[Ignore that fwoosh in the background.]

You got better possessions. At least newer ones.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

I heard that fire~ You are toooooo~ [Red Son can hear that arrogant smile on MK's face.]

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

That's just because you said something absolutely moronic!

[He absolutely can and its the worst!]

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

If that was the case, you'd be blushing all the time I'm talking around you. Soooo nah. X to doubt, friend.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

[ewajoeijwaoiejw]

I would not-why would I blush around you?! Its anger! The thing that typically sets my hair on fire!

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Suuuuure it is. Except I know the fwoosh of your angry hair and that fwoosh wasn't angry~

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

[There is so much spluttering.]

There is no way you can tell something like that!

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Oh yes I can~ I'm great at recognizing the noises and stuff my friends make at different times. Like the happy sputter and scared sputters Tang makes. There is a subtle difference.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

Oh yeah?! And what difference is there in IGNITION?!

[Okay, that's a more angry fwoosh.]

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Oh that's an angry fwoosh. You're mad now.

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[forgingfires]

Its always angry!

Re: UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Nope. Not always.