un: abnormalitylover, text

[abnormalizes]

EXTREMELY important seasonal question:

Vampires or werewolves?

Comments

un: gaine, text

[sangreine]

WOW, I think I'm offended. This post is offensive.

[ She's in this picture and she doesn't like it. ]

[abnormalizes]

No disrespect meant to any individual members of either species?

cw: heavy innuendo

[sangreine]

Yeah you'd better backpedal if you ever want to get any again.

[abnormalizes]

I didn't realize the rivalry was that serious!

(are we joking or are you actually mad)

[sangreine]

I'm still deciding! Sway the poll in my favor and the odds are better.

[abnormalizes]

Shit. Okay. Vampires are better because being able to transform at will rather than being time-locked is like a hundred times more convenient, and they don't shed on the floor, and because I don't personally know any werewolves and can throw them under the bus.

[sangreine]

Hmm...

I rate your sucking up an 8.0 and have determined that your eligibility for bedroom shenanigans remains heretofore untarnished.

[abnormalizes]

Thank you for your magnanimity.