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[abnormalizes]

EXTREMELY important seasonal question:

Vampires or werewolves?

Comments

[joyfuljulie]

Can they? How exciting! Okay so they're definitely third on the list. It's a shame to drop the vampires and werewolves down a tier but that's just how it goes on Julie's list!

[abnormalizes]

It's a rough, cutthroat world out there on Julie's list. Only the best creatures can make it to the top.

[joyfuljulie]

That's right! Only the best of the best make it to the top! The cream of the crop, the cat's pajamas! Why up there it's all champagne wishes and caviar dreams!

Or I guess spooky wishes and creepy dreams since it's Halloween.

[abnormalizes]

You can absolutely invite some monsters for champagne and caviar if you ask the right ones.

[joyfuljulie]

Oh, do you know some monsters here? I know there were some monster houses but they weren't very friendly when I went to visit them. Not even with me being a monster too!

[abnormalizes]

Some otherworlders are definitely nicer than the monster houses. It depends on what kind of monsters you're looking for, though. I know some demons, a succubus, a few Titans...

[joyfuljulie]

I know what demons are but what's a succubus?

[Or a Titan for that matter but she'll start with the first one.]

[abnormalizes]

A succubus is a being that gains power or energy from sexual activity with others. Usually with horns, wings, or both.

[joyfuljulie]

Oh!

[...]

Is that not usually what happens?

[abnormalizes]

Here that's what happens for everybody, but in most worlds no, you don't get power from sex.

[joyfuljulie]

Unless you're a succubus, hm?

[She rolls that idea around in her mind, then:]

It doesn't exactly sound like a bad thing. If everyone has a good time that is.

[abnormalizes]

It sounds like a fun time to me! One of my best friends here is a succubus.