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Ooooh no. I know a Nosferatu but he wasn't afflicted with anything like that, thankfully. What kind of person names themself Fridge?

Noseferatchu.

[because, you know, her version was totally a typo]

As for Fridge, I have no idea where they found inspiration for the name, aside from perhaps Green Mage.
But it certainly is a strange one, isn't it?

Mine was spelled Nosferatu. I have the managerial notes here to check. It's not something I would usually think of as a name, no.

Oh.
I see, my apologies. I had not considered that the names could differ across realms... if our vampires truly are similar beyond simple names, of course.
Does yours enjoy video games?

As far as I am aware, that was one of their only hobbies. Though they may have participated in Green Mage's roleplaying sessions?
I am unsure.

Didn't have access to video games in containment, unfortunately. I would've loved to play with some of the Abnormalities at work, but game consoles are a little too breakable to be cost-effective. Oooh, I've heard of roleplaying games but never actually participated. Have you played?

Hmm. I would not know, as I believe Noseferatchu's was the last of its kind... perhaps they will invent one that runs cheaper, someday.
Or perhaps these Abnormalities of yours may appear here?

And no, I have not. Gold Pig would never have allowed such frivolity from me. My personal time was spent in the Castle with the Mirror, or within their treasury.

[...

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Or the club.
But only for the atmosphere, nothing more.

We had a couple here for a while! Big Bird and Punishing Bird. They came here with my coworker Binah and left when she was sent home. I do like the club atmosphere. Maybe if I'm lucky I could get you to dance with me sometime.

Do you think it may be possible to bring others here with a Wishing Star?
I have heard many good things of their capabilities.

If you're lucky, perhaps it may happen. Know that dancing is not anywhere near my forte, however.
I make no exaggeration in saying that I was there for the atmosphere alone.

I could certainly try! It'd be irresponsible to intentionally bring any but the most docile ones, though. I know how to handle them, but my roommate doesn't. It's alright, I don't really know how to dance either. I just know it's fun to flirt while doing it.

I suppose I can see your reasoning, there. However, do remember that your own joy is worth pursuit as well.

[sorry if she expected like, morality here]

To be quite honest, I still do not understand how flirting works, exactly.
I thought it was something mortals did for fun, non-serious and to be taken lightly, but I recently learned that I may be wrong in that regard?

It really depends on the person! Some people flirt without intending to follow through on it at all, some people are actually in the market for a long-term relationship... For me, at least, I think you're very attractive and I would be happy to have sex if you wanted, but I'm not interested in dating.

[A little blunt, but you can't really use euphemisms with someone who's still learning what flirting even is.]

[The bluntness is, in fact, appreciated! Because yeah, they'd have no idea what she was talking about otherwise, probably.
Despite it, though, their response does take a hot minute or two.]

Fortunately for you, I have been
... Accumulating experience on the topic, so to speak.

You may consider the possibility on the table.

Fantastic! I'll treat you right if I ever get the chance ♥

I have no doubt that you will, Evangeline. I can tell you are quite excited by the idea, and that alone assures me you wouldn't waste such an opportunity.

[And to be real, if they let any human make a mess out of them somehow, they're pretty sure she's the best choice if only because they know they won't have to feel embarrassed about anything with her, honestly.]

We're friends, on top of that. Of course I'd make sure you have a good time.

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