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EXTREMELY important seasonal question:

Vampires or werewolves?

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nsfw joke

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seize the day
or the dick I guess

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Exactly. You get me already.

Welcome to Ellipsa, enjoy your stay.

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👍
thanks
hopefully I do
kind of the same situation where it would be hard to be worse than where I've been

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That's unfortunately pretty common. A few people here were literally in Hell before this.

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of course it fucking is ugh

what's Hell

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Depends on your religion, but generally, the place bad people go when they die to be tortured for all eternity.

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what the fuck

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It sucks and I recommend avoiding it if possible.

[wroughtandtempered]

yeah no fuck that
I had better not go to some incredibly fucked up human afterlife when I die
whose fucking mercy

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I don't really know much about nonhuman afterlives, unfortunately.

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I'm not that religious but who's supposed to watch over it
who

fuck you text to speech. Huw
she's not big into torture her thing is empathy

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She sounds nice. I'd rather end up with her if I had a choice about it.

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her priestesses are some of the more decent people I met back home
I don't know if she could hear me here
but I can try to put in a good word for you or something

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I'd super appreciate it. Can I do anything for you?

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no
wait actually
do you know any good not crowded date spots here
?

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Oh yeah! There's a couple of cafes I really like.

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Blossomcrown's botanical garden is good too if that's your style.

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!!
nice thanks
my girlfriend ended up here too so I'm hoping to seize the date

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Fantastic, I hope you two have a great time! And I'm glad you have someone you know already, that makes things much easier.

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I would probably still be having an extended fucking panic attack if she weren't here yeah
and I don't even want to think about the touch thing
thanks

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No problem. The observatory's also not a bad date spot if she's into stars.

[wroughtandtempered]

I'd have to ask
though actually that'd probably have me wanting to howl so maybe not

actually are there any nearby beaches

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Solarpeak's beaches are gorgeous, highly recommend.

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how crowded are they

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also
how likely would it be for someone giving off bad magical vibes to get their ass kicked

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It's like, 30% beach by volume, so you can usually find one that only has a few people on it.

Most people here know how to mind their own damn business unless you're actively causing trouble.

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okay
that's good to know