UN: GOTTAGOFAST | Text - oh good another furry

[spinsandneedles]

Everyone do me a solid and pretend I did this like a month ago, okay? lol shh it's fine don't worry about it

Anyway, hey! The name's Sonic, and I definitely haven't been slacking off on learning crazy season powers stuff ever since I first got here (Summer ftw btw). Except that's sort of exactly what I've been doing, BUT I'm trying to make up for it now! Admittedly I'm kinda terrible at it though hahaa.

So! Is there a trick? Am I supposed to be high fiving people more? I know there's that whole touch thing going on, you need to fist bump someone every couple days or something, or you... what, turn into a statue or whatever? I don't remember, probably should have paid better attention lol

Anyway, tips and tricks welcome! It would be pretty cool to be able to explode through a giant robot while on fire.

[look it's hard to remember to meet your touch quota when you're too busy exploring to think about it, okay? (basically he's doomed it's fine.)

[[ooc: i apped in and then life immediately kicked me in the nards BUT I'M HERE NOW and i've collected my nards, 3 2 1 let's jam]]

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[spinsandneedles]

human nature, huh? I can't say much about that. Never been one!

[knowsvinewhip]

Pardon?

[spinsandneedles]

oh

I'm a hedgehog, did I not mention that? My b.

[knowsvinewhip]

[Cue the mental Wii Music on 10 hour loop.]

A... hedge hog?

[spinsandneedles]

Yeah? Have you never heard of a hedgehog before?

[knowsvinewhip]

Oh, no I'm well aware of them.

However they

Generally do not type. Or speak. Or enjoy explosions.

[spinsandneedles]

Ooooooh are you from one of those worlds that's just humans? Man bro that sounds boring.

[knowsvinewhip]

I wouldn't say just humans...

[spinsandneedles]

Fair, it's just that most people I talk to say that it's just humans who are able to talk on their worlds. Everyone else is just animals.

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah, I see.

I'm afraid it's quite similar where I come from. Albeit humans aren't the only humanoid species capable of speech.

[spinsandneedles]

Sounds like that's still more than most of these people got.

Humanoid as in they're kinda shaped like humans?

[knowsvinewhip]

Yes. Shaped enough alike to where they're capable of blending in, should they choose.

[spinsandneedles]

Oooooh I gotcha. What are they actually, though?

[knowsvinewhip]

Youkai.

Or, as I was informed - "demons". That appears to be the translation for other worlds.

[spinsandneedles]

Oh.

That sounds a lot spookier than I was expecting? Then again I guess I don't really know what I expected. shaved bears?

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah...

How... precisely would a "shaved bear" blend in with humans...?

[THE FUCK KIND OF BEARS YOU GOT, SONIC.]

[spinsandneedles]

[NORMAL BEARS??? sometimes they wear pants.]

...Really high charisma rolls?

[knowsvinewhip]

[Those aren't normal bears.]

My you have an active imagination.

[spinsandneedles]

[bears can wear pants if they want to! Are you gonna tell a bear NO PANTS???]

I'm just trying to make shaved bears make sense in this fantasy world that I've crafted in my brain. Why are the bears shaved? Who shaved them? mysteries.

[knowsvinewhip]

How fortunate it is then, that 'shaved bears' aren't real. There's no need to make them make sense.

[spinsandneedles]

maybe if its just an unbearable hot summer

Un-bear-ably, get it

[knowsvinewhip]

I believe they're adapted to such climates perfectly well without shaving.

[Oh, he gets it. He 100% gets it.]

[But he's kind of a bitch.]

[spinsandneedles]

I mean probably

Bears are people where I'm from and they move all over, though

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah, but do they shave?