video; un: steak

[battlebound]

( Ahem, this video starts with the knitted brows and a hand carefully pressing the record button before Steak steps back into frame, in all his bare ab-bed glory.

He clears his throat and tries to ignore the tingle of unease at having to record himself. )

Good day. My name is Steak and I would like to offer my services to any humans here on Ellipsa. If you need something building, or moving, or have trouble with local monsters, I can take care of all of those things for you.

( Man, this feels stupid but it does seem a more convenient way of offering his services than wandering the city day in and day out. )

Oh, and if anyone is looking to test their fighting skills, I welcome your challenge!

( No thoughts only fight. )

Comments

[poisontest]

[ She's not going to assume things about a stranger... ]

I don't know, I don't name people. But it's just weird to hear someone named after food.

[ Hypocritical as she is, basically being named "cat cat". ]

[battlebound]

( Sigh... )

That's because I'm a food soul.

( He's not so much named after food as he is... the human summoned representation of it? )

[poisontest]

... A food soul.

[ Spoken so dryly, as she clearly does not understand it. ]

[battlebound]

( Thankfully, this is not the first time Steak has encountered someone who seems unaware of what he is. )

I am a being summoned by humans from the soul residing in the food named Steak.

( Because all food has souls. )