UN: Take-Ultimate-To-The-Face 🌠text

[starwill]

It's April 1st.

You know what that means. I want your funniest jokes, pranks, stories, and shitposts. Post's open to everyone, so feel free to reply to others.

Just play nice. :)

( OOC: April fools mingle text post, go wild and share silly things. Threadjacking is absolutely encouraged. )

Comments

UN: Dan.Heng

[skypiercing]

Is this a question made for the sake of entertainment, or inspiration?

[starwill]

... Yes?

[ It is in fact a bit of column A, a bit of column B. ]

[skypiercing]

[why is he not surprised?]

...Just don't do anything too outrageous, okay?

[starwill]

I'd never do anything crazy on April 1st.

un:happyaround

[roundandaround]

Oh! Last year, my unit and I were gonna release an April Fool's song about my friend's cat plush! I dunno if they did since I ended up coming here... But we still made it in time! I have the files right here!

[Rinku links the upload.]

[starwill]

The cat is really cute.

Also catchy song.

[roundandaround]

Right?? It's Muni-chan's plush cat, and it's also an MP3 player! And our mascot!

1 / 2

[starwill]

[starwill]

A three in one?!

[roundandaround]

Kinda! I guess it's more of a two in one, but anything can be a mascot if you put your mind to it.

[starwill]

That's true. I've seen a clock and a trash can mascot, after all.

[roundandaround]

Was it the mascot of the garbage or something?

[starwill]

Nope, not at all.

[roundandaround]

Huh. Then was it one of those talking ones that thank you for throwing stuff out? That might be cute!

[starwill]

They talk, but also nope.

[roundandaround]

Then how come it was a mascot? What for?

[starwill]

Sometimes you need villains for your cartoon slash amusement park.

[roundandaround]

Um... okay! I think I sort of maybe get it a little.

un: magichat

[hathasacat]

I happen to know a lot of very bad jokes related to my profession.

Alas, I was banned from working them into my act, so they now lay in waste in the back of my mind. Unless you'd like for me to revive them from their depths.

[starwill]

What kind of profession do you have?

[hathasacat]

I'm a professional magician, though I'm currently in search of the next stage to perform at.

[starwill]

That's pretty neat. If you do perform here, I'd definitely want to see it. I've never gotten to watch a professional musician's show before.

[hathasacat]

I would be more than happy to send an invitation, though I'll need to ask for a name so I know who to address it to.

[starwill]

Stelle, of the Astral Express.

[hathasacat]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Stelle. My name is Lyney.

Please feel free to call on me by name should you ever find yourself in need of someone with my talents.

[ How often someone is in need of a magician though... ]

[starwill]

I'm not sure how often I'd need a magician, but... I'll definitely remember that.

[hathasacat]

You'd be surprised at just how useful we can be. especially in ways you wouldn't expect.

[starwill]

"Expect the unexpected", huh.

I'll have to look forward to that, then.

[hathasacat]

Please do! We'll be sure to put on a grand show!

... Well, once we get ourselves set up.

[starwill]

You have a partner in crime?

[hathasacat]

A magician is only as good as their assistant, after all.

[starwill]

Really?

But some magicians don't have assistants, I think...

[hathasacat]

True, some aren't fortunate enough to have their own assistants. In those cases, they have to serve as their own assistant, which ends up limiting the variety of tricks they can do.

[starwill]

They'd just have to get creative!

Even if they're limited, working within those limitations is also really impressive, I think.

[hathasacat]

I agree completely!

There's an advantage and disadvantage to every scenario a magician might find themselves in, and making the most wonderful magic act they can out of it is the best way to highlight the uniqueness of that magician.

It makes every show just as interesting as the next!

[starwill]

For sure. I've never seen a show, but I'd 100% believe it.

[hathasacat]

If that's the case, then if we should ever cross paths before my first official show, I'll give you a sneak peek at some close-up magic.