UN: Take-Ultimate-To-The-Face 🌠text

[starwill]

It's April 1st.

You know what that means. I want your funniest jokes, pranks, stories, and shitposts. Post's open to everyone, so feel free to reply to others.

Just play nice. :)

( OOC: April fools mingle text post, go wild and share silly things. Threadjacking is absolutely encouraged. )

Comments

[starwill]

The cat is really cute.

Also catchy song.

[roundandaround]

Right?? It's Muni-chan's plush cat, and it's also an MP3 player! And our mascot!

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[starwill]

[starwill]

A three in one?!

[roundandaround]

Kinda! I guess it's more of a two in one, but anything can be a mascot if you put your mind to it.

[starwill]

That's true. I've seen a clock and a trash can mascot, after all.

[roundandaround]

Was it the mascot of the garbage or something?

[starwill]

Nope, not at all.

[roundandaround]

Huh. Then was it one of those talking ones that thank you for throwing stuff out? That might be cute!

[starwill]

They talk, but also nope.

[roundandaround]

Then how come it was a mascot? What for?

[starwill]

Sometimes you need villains for your cartoon slash amusement park.

[roundandaround]

Um... okay! I think I sort of maybe get it a little.