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[kerontribution]

Today Oryou has decided to be proactive about helping people.

[Anyone who knows Oryou immediately feels a sense of dread.]

Oryou has healing powers. Very effective, very useful. But Oryou can't be everywhere at once seeing when people need help.

So Oryou is putting up an ad. Tell Oryou where you are and she will come and heal your injuries. It's charity work.

[Oryou is being 100% honest in that she does have healing powers, and if you give her your location she will come and heal you. She has neglected to mention that she has healing saliva specifically and her method of healing people is making out with them. But it's effective, so what does anyone have to complain about?]

Comments

un: nenonen

[essenceborn]

Are you a doctor?

[ hot diggit dawg can u prescribe Nen some blood thinners oryou thanks ]

[kerontribution]

No. Oryou is a dragon.

[They're two syllables that start with the same sound, she sees how you'd get confused.]

[essenceborn]

[ LMDSF ]

What's a dragon?

[ is that some sort of specialist like an ophthalmologist or something ]

[kerontribution]

It's a big snake that flies.

[essenceborn]

[ .... ]

Are they supposed to fly or is it like...if someone picks up a snake throws it, it flies through the air and then you call it a dragon?

[kerontribution]

They're supposed to fly. Like birds, but better.

[essenceborn]

[ HUH. Well that's not like any animal Nen's ever heard of before. Maybe this is like those "pokey men" that Clavell was introducing Nenonen to when the first arrived. Oryou looks pretty humans aside from her eyes, but...hmmmm. ]

Can you breathe fire? Do you like to fight battles or be pet?

[kerontribution]

Oryou can breathe fire and is great at battles. You only get pets if Oryou likes you very much.

[results: possibly a pokey man]

[essenceborn]

[ Nenonen knew it. ]

Dunk!
Nice to meet you, miss. How do you heal people?

un:yuuto

[spacialeyes]

Would it really be no trouble? My injuries aren't severe, but it has been a while since I had them looked at.

[He can't heal on his own, so Yuuto tends to collect cuts and bruises.]

[kerontribution]

It's easy whether they're big or little ones. Oryou can handle either kind.

[spacialeyes]

It would be greatly appreciated, but I'd truly feel awful to receive treatment for free. Do you like, um... Baking, maybe? I could bake you something in return? Or cook a meal?

[kerontribution]

Oryou does like food. Oryou will take it if you're giving it away.

[spacialeyes]

Fantastic! What kinds do you like? I'll prepare something to exchange for healing!

[kerontribution]

Oryou likes lots of things. Sweets are good.

[spacialeyes]

Okay! I know what I'll make!

May I meet you sometime today? Where would it be most convenient?

[kerontribution]

Oryou can come to your apartment. You can focus on making delicious food.

video; un:🐺

[at_heart]

You can heal people, too?

[ Trying to remember which seasons got the healing powers, so he knows whether this is an innate thing or not... ]

[kerontribution]

Yes. Oryou has lots of practice.

[So probably an innate thing!]

[at_heart]

Well — cool, even with half the seasons learning how to do it, every little bit helps.

I can do kind of an AOE thing. [ Meta meta meta. ] Makes a big circle, everyone in the circle gets healed some.

[kerontribution]

Oh, that's good. Oryou can only heal one person at a time.

[at_heart]

A lot of healing stuff's like that. [ First Aid, Cure... ] Do you need an incantation for yours?

[ Primarily he's thinking of Doc's singing. He has no idea what he is unleashing here. ]

[kerontribution]

No. Oryou just kisses them and that works fine.

[at_heart]

Oh.

[ RECORD SCRATCH. ]

—Wait, what?

[kerontribution]

Oryou's saliva has healing powers.

[What's weird about that??]