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[kerontribution]

Today Oryou has decided to be proactive about helping people.

[Anyone who knows Oryou immediately feels a sense of dread.]

Oryou has healing powers. Very effective, very useful. But Oryou can't be everywhere at once seeing when people need help.

So Oryou is putting up an ad. Tell Oryou where you are and she will come and heal your injuries. It's charity work.

[Oryou is being 100% honest in that she does have healing powers, and if you give her your location she will come and heal you. She has neglected to mention that she has healing saliva specifically and her method of healing people is making out with them. But it's effective, so what does anyone have to complain about?]

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un: nenonen

[essenceborn]

Are you a doctor?

[ hot diggit dawg can u prescribe Nen some blood thinners oryou thanks ]

[kerontribution]

No. Oryou is a dragon.

[They're two syllables that start with the same sound, she sees how you'd get confused.]

[essenceborn]

[ LMDSF ]

What's a dragon?

[ is that some sort of specialist like an ophthalmologist or something ]

[kerontribution]

It's a big snake that flies.

[essenceborn]

[ .... ]

Are they supposed to fly or is it like...if someone picks up a snake throws it, it flies through the air and then you call it a dragon?

[kerontribution]

They're supposed to fly. Like birds, but better.

[essenceborn]

[ HUH. Well that's not like any animal Nen's ever heard of before. Maybe this is like those "pokey men" that Clavell was introducing Nenonen to when the first arrived. Oryou looks pretty humans aside from her eyes, but...hmmmm. ]

Can you breathe fire? Do you like to fight battles or be pet?

[kerontribution]

Oryou can breathe fire and is great at battles. You only get pets if Oryou likes you very much.

[results: possibly a pokey man]

[essenceborn]

[ Nenonen knew it. ]

Dunk!
Nice to meet you, miss. How do you heal people?

[kerontribution]

Oryou kisses them.

[why do you ask]

[essenceborn]

[ that

what ]

...CPR?

[kerontribution]

What's that?

[essenceborn]

It stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation. If someone's heart stops, or the stop breathing, it is the most effective means of trying to revive someone by preventing the cessation of blood flow to the brain.

[kerontribution]

Oh. No, Oryou's saliva is just magic.

[essenceborn]

[ Magic again. What a cheat!!! ]

Oh.
Wait, how does saliva become magic?

[kerontribution]

It's a power dragons have. Like breathing fire.

[essenceborn]

Huh. That's weird.

[ And interesting. Who knew magic could heal people? Not Nenonen, that's who. ]

Does it heal just injuries, or can it be used to treat infections and diseases and stuff too?

[kerontribution]

Oryou's never tried it on disease before. But Oryou could try.

[essenceborn]

I don't have any diseases, but if you find out please let me know!
When you heal people do you have to kiss them or kiss where they're hurt?

[kerontribution]

Just a regular kiss. People wouldn't like it if Oryou had to lick their wounds.

[essenceborn]

Can we try? Oh, but don't lick my wound. It could make you really sick.

[kerontribution]

Oryou wouldn't have offered if she wasn't willing to heal you. Where are you?

[essenceborn]

I'm at the apartments. Are you in town? I can come meet you.

[kerontribution]

Oryou is also at the apartments. Here is the address.

[Surely Ryouma won't mind Oryou giving their address away right, it's for a good cause...]

[essenceborn]

[ Just publish on a public post where anyone can see This Is Fine internet security? i never knew her

It's nice and close at least; Nen's pretty sure they know where that section of the building is. ]

Neat. I'll head over now.

[ And when Nen says 'now' they mean now. As soon as that message is sent they just pack on up and walk right over. ]