Mini Event: Network Misfires... 2!

[seasonshelpers]

It starts with a network post from a generic "researchcentre" account. The video feed shows what appears to be an empty cubicle, and a few employees gossiping in the background.

"Can't believe he brought the cat to work again."

"Who, Gary? Yeah, I heard Helene felt bad for him."

The cat in question creeps into the video, curiously nosing and pawing at the screen, as the conversation continues.

"I don't blame her. I saw his dream a couple weeks back, and Buttercup looked so sad alone at home!"

"Oh, that dream cloud thing? What a disaster. Can't believe Bartholomew holds down a job."

"At least it's been a couple years since the cat caused an incident..."

As if on cue, Buttercup gets bored and starts walking on the keyboard. The feed cuts off.

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Welcome to a Mini Event! Much like last time around, the network server's having cat-related difficulty, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun.

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night (so March 6-9) once they finally manage to fix the mistake. As always, backtagging is encouraged.

Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however, if anything gets explicit (e.g. sexting), remember to move it to inboxes or another post.

Comments

[humbledsamurai]

unexpected?

You were the one who suggested

Wait I don't recognize this name.

Who is this?

[wsa]

✨✨✨✨ WORLD SEXY AMBASSADOR ✨✨✨✨

( Yeah just. Don't address the rest. )

[humbledsamurai]

....Lord Tendou, how did you get this message?

[wsa]

I'm uncertain! But don't you think it must be fate? The destiny of this world is sexy, after all, and you and I are PEAK SEXY!!!

[humbledsamurai]

your words are amusing as always

I don't understand what part of me screams 'sexy' to you but I can assure you, you are mistaken.

[The eccentric is silly as usual huh >:|]

[wsa]

I make no mistakes when it comes to the field of sexiness ... I know this facet of man and its applications as well as I know my own body. You really ought to place your trust in these matters to an expert like me.

[humbledsamurai]

[What.

Is...is he serious about this? Is he seriously acting as if Tsutomu insulted some serious job of his? IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?

Tsutomu doesn't know how to feel. It's so odd.]

Explain then. What exactly about is it that you find so allegedly "sexy"?