Mini Event: Network Misfires... 2!

[seasonshelpers]

It starts with a network post from a generic "researchcentre" account. The video feed shows what appears to be an empty cubicle, and a few employees gossiping in the background.

"Can't believe he brought the cat to work again."

"Who, Gary? Yeah, I heard Helene felt bad for him."

The cat in question creeps into the video, curiously nosing and pawing at the screen, as the conversation continues.

"I don't blame her. I saw his dream a couple weeks back, and Buttercup looked so sad alone at home!"

"Oh, that dream cloud thing? What a disaster. Can't believe Bartholomew holds down a job."

"At least it's been a couple years since the cat caused an incident..."

As if on cue, Buttercup gets bored and starts walking on the keyboard. The feed cuts off.

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Welcome to a Mini Event! Much like last time around, the network server's having cat-related difficulty, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun.

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night (so March 6-9) once they finally manage to fix the mistake. As always, backtagging is encouraged.

Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however, if anything gets explicit (e.g. sexting), remember to move it to inboxes or another post.

Comments

[boombam]

Uh.

Yeah? You did??

"drop that i said no naughty!
bring it back here at once if you keep this up
well i won't do much actually no wonder you're misbehaving
got vitreous humor all over the speaker disgusting"

Take your phone out of your pocket before sitting down next time. I'm going to be generous and assume you ass-texted me somehow.

[throneaway]

I would never sit on my phone, are you crazy? This is a $30 suit. [ Which is not adjusted for a hundred years of inflation. He would leave it at that but feels compelled to defensively add: ]

Do you not spend good money on clothes? Or is it a waste for you, getting into scraps all the time?

[boombam]

Are you seriously accusing me of being a broke bitch right after telling me your whole damn suit is only worth 30 dollars?

[throneaway]

Bakugo?

Teach me how to block a phone number.

[boombam]

Okay, Grandpa. I'll teach you how to block numbers so the scary scam callers don't get your information.