Mini Event: Network Misfires... 2!

[seasonshelpers]

It starts with a network post from a generic "researchcentre" account. The video feed shows what appears to be an empty cubicle, and a few employees gossiping in the background.

"Can't believe he brought the cat to work again."

"Who, Gary? Yeah, I heard Helene felt bad for him."

The cat in question creeps into the video, curiously nosing and pawing at the screen, as the conversation continues.

"I don't blame her. I saw his dream a couple weeks back, and Buttercup looked so sad alone at home!"

"Oh, that dream cloud thing? What a disaster. Can't believe Bartholomew holds down a job."

"At least it's been a couple years since the cat caused an incident..."

As if on cue, Buttercup gets bored and starts walking on the keyboard. The feed cuts off.

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Welcome to a Mini Event! Much like last time around, the network server's having cat-related difficulty, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun.

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night (so March 6-9) once they finally manage to fix the mistake. As always, backtagging is encouraged.

Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however, if anything gets explicit (e.g. sexting), remember to move it to inboxes or another post.

Comments

[mayoninofukucho]

That's far from the best routine! Let me link you some good ones.

[He proceeds to fill the chat with links to workout videos he personally approves of... and many of which will provide Tsutomu with beefier and more scantily clad men than any police force clips would have.]

[humbledsamurai]

[Tsutomu just watched as the chat is filled with links to videos. As Tsutomu presses them, his entire head seems to turn red when he witnesses the contents within.

So... beautiful...

Tsutomu shakes his head and hugs his device to his chest and his eyes dart around. Did anyone see that?]

Thank you. Your help is much appreciated. I will watch these.

[He sighs. At least he's off the hook for now.]

[mayoninofukucho]

[Hijikata simply reacts with a thumbs-up emote, pleased that this random misfire person is on the right path to get swole thanks to his generosity and kindness. Don't let it be said that the police isn't the people's friend and helper!]