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[Katsuki had been turned into a vampire a few days ago, and he's just been SO bothered by it the whole time since. No matter how many times his friends try to comfort him and reassure him that being a vampire doesn't change who he is as a person, he feels so...... evil. And he hates it.

He needs to know he's not alone in this. So that's why he's making this post today.]

So. Vampires.

Those are apparently a thing.

Anyone else dumb enough to get turned into one or is that just me and my stupid ass?

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Take it up with the complaint department. I'm not the one who decided they didn't need a TV. The two of them are boring as hell and they don't even have time to do fun stuff, anyway.

They spend every single second doing something productive. Either sparring, working, eating, or sleeping. I swear I've never seen either Todoroki or Sensei take a break.

Really? Huh... I guess that makes sense, though I always see them at events and stuff.

Does that really count as taking a break if they're usually spending time participating in said events? I count that as work.

Besides. Everyone goes to events. It'd be weird if they stayed home to spar or something.

Is it work if it's fun? Lots of people go to those not for their job.

I mean. Heroism is a job. But I'm having the most fun when I'm out on the battlefield so... yeah? It's still work?

Either way. They still don't have time to play video games or watch movies and I won't make them buy a TV just so I can once in a while.

Aw, I guess so. I'm gonna have to think of other fun stuff then.

You really don't have to, senpai. I know you will anyway. But I seriously don't need you to bring me anything extra.

Hm... then what do you really NOT like? Then I'll get you something cool and not that!

God. You're more stubborn than me.

I don't like cute stuff. Pink, frilly, girly stuff. Shoujo manga and sweets and pop music and stuffed animals. I hate all that shit.

I hate romance and sex-stuff too. I don't get why people buy magazines filled with pictures you can just look up on your phone. Or why people feel the need to draw manga specifically for that stuff. Gross.

[Note to self, don't let him at the manga she bought from the Otherworlder Merch Store. At least not the stuff she keeps in her guild room so the kids can't get at it.]

Okay! I'll remember! I mean I wasn't gonna get you dirty magazines anyway, that'd be kind of weird to get someone unless you knew they wanted them. Come to think of it, why DO people back home say sweets and stuff are girly? They never did in the other countries I lived in, so I guess it's a culture thing, but I don't get it. But okay!

If they'd quit making the packaging for sweets so cutesy, guys like me wouldn't mind buying them more often. I can't buy a candy bar without it being covered in some frilly anime character or in pastels or cute animals.

That's why they're associated with girls.

[...hmm.. Katsuki sure does eat a lot of sweets for someone who says he doesn't like them... is this maybe the real reason why he doesn't??? Because he's stupid about association??????????]

I like action manga. Those are fun. If you really NEED to get me something.

I'll remember! If not for then, then whenever your birthday is! Or Yuletide or something! Even though that's in like half a year and some.

My birthday is even further away. It was the 20th of April.

Wait, you were here then! And you didn't tell everybody when it was?

Nope.

I don't like parties. Especially when they're surprise ones. And I knew one of you motherfuckers would pull something like that if I told you when my birthday was.

You don't like parties at all? Why not? They're so fun all the time.

I don't like crowds. And I don't know what to do most of the time during a party. Small talk isn't fun for me and neither is dancing or playing the kind of games they have at parties. I always end up leaving early.

It's worse when it's an event set up specifically for me. That kind of attention makes my skin crawl.

Huh... I don't really get it, but I guess so. Parties are usually all different, though, right? I mean there's the kind where you talk and play truth or dare and pin the tail on the human and stuff, but last year I invited a bunch of people to Mega Waterland and we all just did the pool and slides and stuff.

I guess going to a waterpark would be more fun. But I still don't like going out in big groups.

[The woes of being an introvert...]

Really? I guess that makes sense. That's why we celebrated Mecchan's birthday just with the family, since he'd get scared and hide otherwise. Although I didn't think you were very much like Mecchan.

Me? Like Mecchan?! Are you out of your damn mind?!?!

I'm NOT a crybaby and I'm not scared to be around strangers! Don't compare the two of us like that so easily!

[actually katsuki cries a lot--]

That's why I said you weren't much alike! I didn't think you did that!

[Well... Katsuki has never gotten stuck on top of the pantry door and had to call for help to get back down, at least...]

I just meant the part about being an inter... intro... I don't know. Introspect? That's not it.

Seriously? You're so outgoing that you don't even remember the word for "introvert"??

[RINKU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND DO YOU NEED HELP?? DO YOU EVER TAKE A BREAK FROM BEING GENKI???]

Sometimes I'm bad with big words when I don't use them...

It's not even that big!

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