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Chipp ([personal profile] fauxbot) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet2025-08-31 02:04 pm

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[As the video starts up, it’s with Chipp’s big, stupid, smiling screen right in front of the camera, slightly out of focus -]

Hey y’all! Got some important news for everyone.

[- Only for the camera to pull away like it’s being held by something else, floating at Chipp’s eye level and puttering away.
Anyone who’s met his Pokemon would know it’s DJ, probably with the phone strapped onto its engine filter somehow...]


First -
Got my death day comin’ up! Third o’ September. And per tradition, I’m invitin’ everyone.
You’re all invited, every last one of ya - even if you hate me, you’re invited, too!

But! Here’s the kicker.

If you come, you gotta bring a soup ingredient. Don’t matter what it is - just gotta be somethin’ that’d be good in a soup!
Death day tradition. You set up a big ol’ cauldron, make the broth yourself, and everyone adds something to it.
Just so everyone got an idea of what to bring... it’s gonna be a veggie broth with a kick.
So pick somethin’ good for that!

... Another tradition: if ya fuck up my soup, I get to retaliate. And since none o’ you have death days like mine, that means I get to be annoying at your birthday party. Them’s the rules!

Aaaanyway -

[The camera pulls back even further, now, showing off... some sort of gleaming building heavily decorated with metal and glass behind him. There are overhangs over every door and window with all of them holding tons of suncatchers, making the whole thing glitter in the sun.]

I’ll be holdin’ it over here! Got my shop open, finally - the Junk Chapel’s open ā€˜n ready for business!
Got a big open lot for storin’ junk, so keep bringin’ me your trash, but you can leave it here instead! Inside the buildin’ is art ā€˜n tech that I’m sellin’...
And I’m takin’ art from other artists to sell for’em, if any of y’all are interested! Any art’s game. Paintin’s, sculptures, illustrations, jewelry, whatever.
I’ll set up a post on my social media junk for folks to apply; ā€˜til then, you can just come in and ask ā€˜bout it!

Awright, ā€˜s all I got for ya. Wear somethin’ outdoorsy for the party; it gets hot in Solarpeak!

Oh -
And, Reiner, Miss Stelle... you two hit me up when ya can, okay? Got stuff for ya both.

[ooc: The Junk Chapel’s info post!

AND for the party: send in your character’s soup ingredients over here!!
This way I can write up what’s going on with that ahead of time and torture everyone with not knowing the results. Try and keep the ingredients secret until then!]
kerontribution: (and brought him strings and sealing wax)

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[personal profile] kerontribution 2025-08-31 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A veggie broth? ...So Oryou can't bring frogs?

[She's not going to purposefully ruin a vegetarian dish!]
Edited 2025-08-31 21:40 (UTC)
kerontribution: (in a land called Honahlee)

[personal profile] kerontribution 2025-08-31 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[IMMEDIATELY lighting up.]

Oryou will bring frogs that are edible to humans. They will be delicious.
ultimateheal: (Suspicious....)

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[personal profile] ultimateheal 2025-08-31 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So like... free soup? Is what I'm hearing.

[Hmm.]

No catch?
kerontribution: (in a land called Honahlee)

[personal profile] kerontribution 2025-08-31 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[!!!]

Oryou will hunt plenty of extras for you to cook. You'll have more frogs than you know what to do with.
houndofmanchester: (Summer- I had an excellent time.)

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[personal profile] houndofmanchester 2025-08-31 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like a sous-chef? I'd be more than willing to help with the other refreshments in addition to my own contribution.
ashenrose: (Twinkling of Crystals and Stars)

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[personal profile] ashenrose 2025-08-31 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno what kinda thing goes well in a soup though...

[There were plenty of vegetables to choose from! She'd have to pick some that were colourful.]

But are you gonna have a big gallery?? I wanna visit! I can bring some of my art too if you want to see, so long as you're nice to it.
Edited 2025-08-31 21:59 (UTC)
houndofmanchester: (Summer- I had an excellent time.)

[personal profile] houndofmanchester 2025-08-31 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, it would be my pleasure. There's no greater joy for a cook than seeing people enjoy their food, right? This way, you have less work to do but we both still get that satisfaction.
landscapegoat: (If only we could teach them)

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[personal profile] landscapegoat 2025-08-31 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
A death day party? [Asriel seems a little dubious about it but it sounds like this is what this strange TV monster does back home. Who is he to argue?]

That sounds fun. I'll come and try to find some good snails for the soup. My mom made really good snail pie so snails should be good in soup too.
kerontribution: (together they would travel)

[personal profile] kerontribution 2025-08-31 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You are one of Oryou's favorite chefs.
snekeyes: (Hm? What?)

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[personal profile] snekeyes 2025-08-31 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'd done enough digging around on the network to know this was Evangeline's boyfriend... Rider knew that she should probably introduce herself sooner or later, right?]

...well, if you would not object, then I may join you at the party for a little while.

Um... but, I suppose introductions are in order first...

[Why was she so bad at this??]
ashenrose: (Beyond Halcyon Skies)

[personal profile] ashenrose 2025-08-31 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, I like macarons and chocolate and other types of sweets, but I don't think they'd taste good in a soup. Hmmmm... but I think I can find something colourful that isn't sweet.

[She's learning! Either way, she's practically vibrating with excitement at the mention of the gallery!]

Really?? I think they'd like that, they won't be lonely if everyone can see them!
houndofmanchester: (Summer- I had an excellent time.)

[personal profile] houndofmanchester 2025-08-31 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I can accept that. I'll bring some chocolate from my bushes for you to work with, and I'll focus more on the general dishes.
snekeyes: (Oh? What's that?)

[personal profile] snekeyes 2025-08-31 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Rider. ...Evangeline might have mentioned me.

[...Wait was there a word for your girlfriend's boyfriend that didn't sound so clunky? There had to be something, right?]

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