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[kingofcorruption]

[The video starts with Max lounging outside in Dayrise somewhere. His feet are up and he's sipping a drink with a little umbrella in it. He looks to the camera and grins.]

So! We always have new people coming on in and I know some of you at the Charity Auction were trying to win my services. Figured what better time to introduce myself and offer said services.

I'm Maximillian Victor Davis. You can call me Max or Mr. Davis, if you like.

I grant wishes. For a price, of course. If it is within my power to give, I do. And trust me, I can do quite a lot.

So! If you are interested in talking shop. Do you need something? Want something? Wanna refinance that bargain you made with someone else? Hit me up.

This musical fae god is just a call away and so are your wishes coming true.

The price range, you ask? Since I know some of you are like; but what's it cost?

I charge on a sliding scale of how much your wish is worth to you. So it can range from a small minor favor to you selling me your soul. But don't worry. I haven't bought anyone's souls here in Ellipsa. Yet.

Chat with you soon~

Comments

[roundandaround]

Now I'm trying to think of if you'd actually be able to get a business licence for this...

[kingofcorruption]

I'm gonna take that as a challenge.

Max's. Where we do everything.

[roundandaround]

Everything everything?

[kingofcorruption]

Everything everything everything.

Piercing ears, Botox, lip filler, amputations, adoption, investments, insider trading investigations, hostage negotiations, espionage, corporate espionage, political blackmail, Great Lake Ocean tours, trash cleanup, crime scene cleanup, lobbying, Airship precheck, tarot readings, seances, baking classes, cooking classes, cooking competitions, ghost writing, stand up comedy, dog walking, Pokemon walking, drug deals, drug rehabilitation, interior design, exterior design, babysitting, realistic cakes, propaganda, smokey eyes, full makeovers, soul pacts, demonic rituals, fae contracts, and wedding planning.

Did any of those interest you today?

[roundandaround]

Uh... do airships even have pre-check? And I'm kinda not allowed to look into planning any weddings. Or I guess Neechan didn't say I'm not allowed, she just got all embarrassed and scared when she saw me reading a bridal magazine because she was like "I can't get married when I just started letting myself date aaaaaaa."

[kingofcorruption]

I mean I guess not. And she probably just meant her own wedding. You could plan your own or someone else's.

[roundandaround]

That's true. Who all's even getting married anyway? Or wants to?

[kingofcorruption]

I am sure love is in the air somewhere.

Between you and me, I know I like the idea of getting married to Esme.

[roundandaround]

I bet that'd be so fun! You guys obviously really love each other, why wouldn't you?

[kingofcorruption]

We do. I love him more than anything. Ever. In all of creation.

[roundandaround]

Don't worry. I know you're both gonna be okay! You're here now. And Ellipsa's a ton of fun! There's always danger and stuff, but it's fun danger, like an adventure. Things are gonna get better!

[kingofcorruption]

Hell yeah. You're one thousand precent correct.

[Narrator: They were both, in fact, one thousand precent wrong.]