Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

[securityconsultant]

[well that's none of its business but juuuust enough to make it ask-]

Bad content or bad experience? Don't need details.

[Don't want details, it doesn't add]

[abnormalizes]

I'd wear myself out trying to win against you in a fight, which is kind of counter-productive for the railing thing. Which I'm better at than combat anyway.

[sangreine]

[ wow is her patience for demands ever not what it could be right now, but this is text not video so the momentary irritation passes unnoticed before she replies ]

Bad doesn't cover that experience.

[rustyhonesty]

I mean, I have a wife so I wouldn't even. But the basement thing is nothing like that anyway!! It's a werewolf thing, just in case.

[securityconsultant]

Noted. [No recs, then.]

Don't have any other suggestions other than that.

[Is this where humans apologize? Not like they asked for any in the first place. So, instead-]

Good luck?

[abnormalizes]

My mistake. Have fun with your wife in your basement.

[starryaied]

How should I know? But now you have to tell me what's in the basement!

[rustyhonesty]

You don't know who you are? You should see someone about that.

[rustyhonesty]

I told you it's not like that!

[Gee thanks, now he's going to be embarrassed for a good while.]

[abnormalizes]

It's okay! You don't have to be embarrassed. What happens between a couple in the privacy of their own home is their business.

[trying very hard not to laugh.]

[starryaied]

...

Now you're just avoiding the subject.

[rustyhonesty]

[Very much left on Read.]

[rustyhonesty]

It's nothing dangerous. I'm just preparing for the full moon.

[starryaied]

Such as.....?

[rustyhonesty]

Ever heard of werewolves? I'm worried I might be one. And that's the reason I need to go into a basement. To avoid going crazy on people.

[verytired]

she is the best nap buddy
very friendly
plus she eats shadows
i mean she likes normal food too
cats are great

un; secunit // feel free to send misfires here as well

[securityconsultant]

If anyone from

I'm looking for

Has

Anyone have the latest episode of Sanctuary Moon? Trying to update my archives.



saved as; thisisstupid.dft

[so turns out saving to drafts also can trigger a misfire- ]

un: kingjj | ota

[kingfuckboy]

i found an amazing skating rink! ❄️ isn't that lucky??
i need to get back to training but i wouldn't mind company 😁🥰
i wouldn't mind some company even if you've never skated before 👯‍♂️ i can show you the ropes

[starryaied]

Uh...

At least you're trying to not hurt people? But now I'm wondering who you intended to sent that message to anyway?

un: judith

[moonstriking]

I'm afraid basements are a little much with a complete stranger.

OTA; many misfires I'm sorry

[menphina]

[ Any of these can be received! Go wild. ]

🌙matriarch: what do you think the first person ever trying to milk an animal was reallytrying to do?

🌙matriarch: you never really know how much you don't know until your toddler keeps asking "why".

🌙matriarch: —WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I PUT MY MOUTH THERE BUT SUDDENLY I EAT WHAT I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR AND IT'S "THAT'S DISGUSTING" HUH

🌙matriarch: ...if we feel "butterflies in our stomach", does that mean butterflies feel "humans in their stomach"?

🌙matriarch: look if you don't say anything now you can forever hold your peace and they'll never be yours!

🌙matriarch: I liked the twist ending. Who'd have thought they'd both end up with their socks off.

🌙matriarch: cabbage and chocobo.

🌙[ attached is a picture of a very deadpan looking chocobo with a series of 🤣🤣🤣 emoji after it ]

he thought I wouldn't eat the greens and I did
ow my stomach.

un: athena

[vintagehardmedia]

valid.

I'm a big supporter of cheating death.

You want to try... Binge watching?

Video games?

Stalking people?

Sex?

UN: Yuki | ota

[applehearted]

[ Sorry to anyone who receives this notification at around 1 AM in the morning-- ]

Experimenting with a few things.

I finished a solo mix of a cover song. Let me know what you think.

ATTACHED: phony.wav

text | un: athena

[vintagehardmedia]

Basement?

No thanks.

text | in: athena

[vintagehardmedia]

A good nap friend.

Does she make you forget your worries?