Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

[badsunrising]

Don't let her fool you. Getting into things she isn't supposed to seems to be her favorite activity.

[abnormalizes]

Hopefully nothing too dangerous to her or you?

[badsunrising]

She hasn't figured out how to open a switchblade yet.

[abnormalizes]

I imagine not having opposable thumbs makes that a little annoying, yeah.

[badsunrising]

You'd be surprised what you can manage with enough practice.

She's not going to get it though.

[abnormalizes]

Probably best to keep the weapons out of her reach. According to what I've heard about Pokemon she shouldn't really need them to defend herself anyway.

[badsunrising]

Eevee doesn't really have any special abilities. Apparently she gets them, depending on her evolution.

[abnormalizes]

She may not have special powers yet, but I still wouldn't want to make her mad.

[badsunrising]

Have you encountered an angry Eevee?

[abnormalizes]

No, but I've encountered Abnormalities of a similar shape and size that could absolutely murder you if you pissed it off, so I've learned to be cautious.

[badsunrising]

Point taken. The most this one does is some violent headbutting. And apparently nonconsensual video recording.

[abnormalizes]

The video thing's just cute, not harmful, so you really shouldn't complain too much.

[badsunrising]

Harmless if sent to people like you. And not absolute strangers.

[abnormalizes]

...I'm not sure what they could do with a picture of you asleep even if they were inclined to go find a random sleeping person and stab them or something. The background's not distinct enough to pinpoint your location, and by the time they got there you'd probably be awake anyway.

[badsunrising]

Do you want people to share sleeping pictures of you?

[abnormalizes]

I guess it'd be weird if I didn't know them? But this weekend my nudes misfired to random people and that was at worst mildly embarrassing, so.

[badsunrising]

These are things I didn't need to know.

[abnormalizes]

Fair enough. Short answer: it'd be weird but I wouldn't be mad about it.

[badsunrising]

I take it privacy doesn't matter much in your world so you've learned not to care.

[abnormalizes]

Pretty much. Everybody is under several layers of observation at all times.

[badsunrising]

I can understand how that would make one jaded. And I would absolutely hate it. Because privacy matters to me.

[abnormalizes]

That's fair. I'm sorry for making light of it then.

[badsunrising]

[ Surprised by that... ]

I appreciate your understanding. Most would just call me uptight.

[abnormalizes]

You come from a very different world from mine, and things that I think are normal are horrifying to you. That doesn't give me an excuse to be a dick about it.

[badsunrising]

I still regret that so many of these horrid things are normal for you. But I cannot judge you for learning to adapt to them either.