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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-07-31 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it mandatory to become a child soldier? It was a little different for me - I got kidnapped by some shady fucks who made me and a bunch of other kids fight each other, then I eventually got out and decided to join up with the army when I was older.
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel any better, I ended up getting a big happy family from the whole thing. So. Could be worse?

And yeah, I've fought alongside teenagers and younger before. They're usually farmer boys though, not anyone with real training. Just more bodies to throw at the enemies.
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You take what you can get, and a bunch of farmers and kids make excellent fodder.

At least, that's how plenty if nobles see it. In an ideal world no one would have to fight, especially not kids, but that's just not how shit works.

The plus side, I wouldn't be a renowned hero without a war or three happening so... nice?
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-17 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
'Ogreslayer' sure does. I get free drinks at every tavern and people want me to do shit for them all the time. Could be worse.
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-21 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Big ugly humanoid monsters. They're about 200ft tall and basically indestructible unless you can get em in the eyes.

You can imagine how difficult that might be. Unless you're me.
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-22 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
( It's not like she'd punch you, Reiner. Not unless you're eating people or stomping on them. )

I climbed my way to its head. Nearly got squished on the way, but the other lunatic with me watched my back.
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-24 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
( A shame he can't hear her laughing. )

A lot of people would call it stupidity, but thanks. You have anything like that back home?
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[personal profile] likeiron 2023-08-27 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
So long as they're not stomping on and eating people, I don't give a shit what they do.

Good to know though.