UN: GOTTAGOFAST | Text - oh good another furry

[spinsandneedles]

Everyone do me a solid and pretend I did this like a month ago, okay? lol shh it's fine don't worry about it

Anyway, hey! The name's Sonic, and I definitely haven't been slacking off on learning crazy season powers stuff ever since I first got here (Summer ftw btw). Except that's sort of exactly what I've been doing, BUT I'm trying to make up for it now! Admittedly I'm kinda terrible at it though hahaa.

So! Is there a trick? Am I supposed to be high fiving people more? I know there's that whole touch thing going on, you need to fist bump someone every couple days or something, or you... what, turn into a statue or whatever? I don't remember, probably should have paid better attention lol

Anyway, tips and tricks welcome! It would be pretty cool to be able to explode through a giant robot while on fire.

[look it's hard to remember to meet your touch quota when you're too busy exploring to think about it, okay? (basically he's doomed it's fine.)

[[ooc: i apped in and then life immediately kicked me in the nards BUT I'M HERE NOW and i've collected my nards, 3 2 1 let's jam]]

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Re: text; un: hakkai

[spinsandneedles]

Nah, I wouldn't be exploding. The thing I'd be yeeting myself through would be!

[knowsvinewhip]

Yeet... ing?

[spinsandneedles]

Oh like throwing? Launching at high speeds in my case specifically?

[knowsvinewhip]

Then... why not simply say that?

[spinsandneedles]

I dunno. Life's more fun when I'm confusing the crap out of total strangers?

[knowsvinewhip]

I'm not sure I follow. How... exactly would that be enjoyable?

[spinsandneedles]

I was joking, bud. Don't think too hard about it.

You know what, call it a learning experience. Next time someone says yeet, you won't be confused about it, right?

[knowsvinewhip]

I see.

Is it a common phrase in your world, then?

[spinsandneedles]

Common enough, I guess. Not so much for old people?

[knowsvinewhip]

Ahaha.

[Hakkai stop typing your weird laugh.]

I suppose that makes me an old man, then?

[spinsandneedles]

without knowing anything about you, I would definitely assume that you're an old dude on the internet.

[knowsvinewhip]

Haha, well.

I suppose asking what the 'internet' is won't change that opinion very much, will it?

[spinsandneedles]

I can practically hear your bones creaking from here.

To keep it simple, I guess you could compare it to this network we're using.

[knowsvinewhip]

Oh dear. Perhaps I should try physical therapy.

Ahhh, it's a network. That, I do know of.

[spinsandneedles]

Nothing a good morning stretch routine can't fix!

But yeah, pretty much! It's more complex than that, but I'm not great at explaining that kinda thing.

[knowsvinewhip]

Hahah yes, I suppose so, hm?

Well, a similar network system works well enough, doesn't it?

[spinsandneedles]

Works for me, at least. Saves me from having to spend extra brain power on trying to make it make sense with words.

[knowsvinewhip]

Haha I suppose so, yes.

Well. I do hope your explosions aren't horribly destructive.

[spinsandneedles]

What good is an explosion if it's not destructive? I just gotta figure out how to aim them is all.

[knowsvinewhip]

One would think that not having an explosion would do more "good" than even a properly aimed one.

[spinsandneedles]

I mean, I think it depends on the kind of "good" that you're going for? Like if you're trying to stop a rampaging murderbot or something.

[knowsvinewhip]

I still think the collateral damage would be of concern, should an explosion take place...

As opposed to destroying it in a different method.

[spinsandneedles]

Okay, I'll concede to that. Don't wanna destroy more than necessary if there's a way to avoid it.

But if there was no worry about collateral damage and no chance of hurting anyone else, EXPLOOOOSION

[knowsvinewhip]

You certainly have fascinating priorities!

[spinsandneedles]

yeaaah that's probably the nicest way to describe me. I know I can be impulsive, but I try to be impulsive in a constructive way!